In a stunning turn of events, TotalDrama has been forced to issue a public apology and would like to make the following corrections to the record:
- Leo Laporte is not fat and has never sexually harassed anyone at anytime.
- Lisa Kentzell is an excellent CEO and has pretty hair.
- “Marketing Mavericks” is a great show.
- Jeff Jarvis has beautiful teeth.
- NatureBox does not taste like cardboard.
- Mike Elgan is a capable broadcaster and never stutters.
- There are African-Americans on the network every day and just because we can’t see them, doesn’t mean they are not there.
- Christina Warren looks professional in her drugged-up hippie hat.
- Jason Snell does not need a bra.
I mean you’re not trying, you’re not even standing in the face of adversity; so why the fuck are you still doing this?
Just Give Up» Quote comment
What the fuck are you talking about?
HelloWorld» Quote comment
I haven’t seen you do anything to TWiT in a week. You seem flustered, why don’t you fuck a gay man faggot.
Don’t Play Dumb» Quote comment
I just might do that.
HelloWorld» Quote comment
I actually thought it was kind of funny.The apology part.
I have no idea what you bun gunners are talking about.
Kirk out!!
Capt. James T Kirk» Quote comment
Leo forced your hand
Tuck» Quote comment
Wait…What…Is it April 1st already?
Jaberwocky» Quote comment
I think I might have woken up about a month into the future
Arjav Rawal» Quote comment
We (TotalDrama) find these truths to be *cough, cough* “self-evident.” Good work, as always, HelloWorld.
manimal» Quote comment