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Leo does a fine translation of the entire “Security Now” show:
<~Leo> translation: it’s faster
Is Sarah Lane married?
New corporate credit card displays my name as “Sarah Lane Yes”. Whatever, I’m gonna run with it. Please update your records. Signed, Ms. Yes
— Sarah Lane (@sarahlane) February 17, 2015
Congratulations to richardyes!!!!
Arjav Rawal» Quote comment
Thanks, but that girl can spend, she just got the credit card and two of my trust funds are almost exhausted. I may have to get a job.
Richardya» Quote comment
You wish buddy
Manpreet Sachdeva» Quote comment
Eat a dick.
Lady Bird Johnson» Quote comment
Change the contributor names back, who is mike elgum and effen dunn? and now Jeff Jarvis,
Los Lokos» Quote comment
This way it seems like more people are participating though.
Sayydia Maqsood» Quote comment
Mey, they had a frickin hilarious contribution sent in by me, and they didn’t think I was good enough. Just like Leo.
evilpants» Quote comment
Your post is up!
https://totaldrama.net/2015/02/totaldramas-first-user-submitted-scoup/
HelloWorld» Quote comment
Eat a dick.
Why does it matter what the names are?
Lady Bird Johnson» Quote comment
Trophy wives can be expensive
Mr_Pickles» Quote comment
Just ask laporte
DTO» Quote comment
Lisa Cuntsell is not a fucking trophy.
Lady Bird Johnson» Quote comment
weird!
TheREALGoofballz» Quote comment