Lame asshole reporter Mike Elgan way too excited to be riding on an airplane

Settle the fuck down, Gumbot. Jesus Christ.
Settle the fuck down, Gumbot. Jesus Christ.

Idiot TNT “news director” Mike Elgan is way too excited for an adult man to be ridingĀ on an airplane. Check out this piece of shit graphic he posted to Twitter trumpeting his trip to the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona. It’s almost as if he’s never been anywhere before.

Relax, Gummy. And be sure to not call the flight attendants “stewardesses.” They don’t like that very much.

10 thoughts on “Lame asshole reporter Mike Elgan way too excited to be riding on an airplane”

  1. Just wondering, why are they sending Mike to cover MWC when they could send Jason, who is one of the foremost Android experts out there?????????? Much better coverage, much better expertise, and MUCH MUCH MUCH more charismatic…

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    1. But Elgum is a journalistic tour de force, not to mention a very seasoned traveler and world expert who will fit right in in Barcelona.

      It’s a match made in heaven, Jason is lucky Leo lets him earn a paycheck!!11!

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  2. Elgum, a journalist, not really, but he will continually reference how it compares to Apple, and that’s what Leo likes.
    Look on the bright side, TechNewsTonite will be watchable for at least a week.
    Small moves, Ellie, small moves.

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  3. This coming week will be fascinating as WMC coverage unfolds. All the folks left behind to cover the Brick House. There is suppose to be a Samsung announcement today. Leo Laporte mentioned coming in early on Sunday to cover it. Will be interesting to see if he does arrive early. He kept on talking about a TV series on Netflix that he wanted to watch. May appear drowsy on Sunday. Yesterday, he was upset with Chad & filtering Petaluma Lake/sewer water. Only in America would someone worry about filter water. Do you really think that E.Coli isn’t present. Brown invisible doo is everywhere. Life would be very brief. This is the brown drama of yesterday. The Leo being concern about legalities. He feels liable & recommends Chad to go to doctor. TWiT will cover doctor visit. Chad wanted to do it. He wanted toilet water not Petaluma Lake sewer water. Chad is an adult. He has a right to attempt to filter the sewer. Which is preferable, TWiT commode sewer or Petaluma Lake sewer? Which one would you like to filter. This is a dark brown issue. Don’t say it is white or grey. No, it is dark brown to black. It is full of metals, viruses, amoebas, Hepatitis A or if moron B or C. So do we know our ABCs. You could think alphabet soup. You could think airway, breathing & circulation. Could be a challenge if you dare to filter sludge. Need to be sludge selective now days. One never knows whose microbes Chad has ingested. Now think about the ratios & the probabilities of the two choices provided. Dick Debartolo mentioned the Hudson River. Would that had been a viable option?

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