With a hot tip from a loyal TotalDrama chatroom participant, the editorial board here at TotalDrama would like to present Leo ‘n’ Lisa with a customized list of places they can have public sex now that they are no longer living in sin after their fairy-tale wedding in Northern California last week:
The Port Authority Bus Terminal at 42nd and 8th Ave. offers public toilets so they can not only bang with a group of bums watching, they can clean up afterwards.
Restaurant Row (46th St. btw 8th and 9th Aves.) offers places ranging from sushi to Italian steaks. Leo could tip the maitre-d $50 so they could fuck right on one of the private tables in the corner.
Bouchon Bakery at the Time Warner Center offers macarons and fine pastries that Leo can shove up Lisa’s ass before screwing her on the escalator leading down to the Whole Foods.
Lincoln Center at 66th and Broadway has a beautiful fountain that has recently undergone a multi-million dollar renovation. Think wet t-shirt contest but with Lisa’s camel toe on full display.
Central Park Zoo (no explanation necessary).
The Meatpacking District at 14th and 9th Ave. (no explanation necessary).
John F. Kennedy International Airport is a great place for Leo to bury his ham hock into Lisa’s porkpie before boarding the redeye back to California.
The Brooklyn Navy Yard can play host to over 1,000 sailors waiting in line to tittyfuck Lisa’s saggy ladyparts.
Aren’t you the creepy stalker who always slams Leo for saying vaguely inappropriate things?
And now you’re talking about this married couple’s sex life as if it’s any of your business at all and using all kinds of profanity and pornographic language.
Why don’t you stop masturbating in your parent’s basement and go outside and live your own life?
Janet Stonewall» Quote comment
Mommy, is that you?
HelloWorld» Quote comment
You must be new here. The pro family thing and equality outrage are just a put-on to take shots at TWIT.
Dicky Yeah Yeah» Quote comment
Aren’t you the creepy stalker who always slams Leo for saying vaguely inappropriate things?
He saw a vaguely dark triangle after vaguely sexually harrassing women for decades. And his vaguely personal life has had a vaguely huge effect on the lives of people around him, who face the sack and are forced to keep their vague mouths shut if they want to have a vague hope of keeping their jobs.
evilpants» Quote comment
When’s the next skieast post?
DTO» Quote comment
So we can see videos of him skiing again? This place has gotten lazier than TWIT.
Dicky Yeah Yeah» Quote comment
You would know, since you work there.
DTO» Quote comment
He is on hiatus.
skilost» Quote comment