It seems that what TotalDrama contributors do during the day is a topic of interest.
So Today I:
Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, I noticed I was late… ©The Beatles
Started off to the gym, got there and realized that I had forgotten an important component, my gym bag containing shorts and shoes.
So back home and on the way I got to listen to a portion of today’s TNT. I never listen or watch. I’m not around and not interested. But today I did.
And I got lucky; Mike hit it out of the park. A super show. And a new word: PHABULET.
Here is a portion that I listened to. Now it’s a test. There is a skill-testing question at the end. I’m expecting no cheating. Just the usual honest and fair comments.
You liberal homosexuals want to tear down everything beautiful, wholesome and natural.
You attack Pader because he dedcated his life’s to God and helping others, you attack Meghan because she isnt made up like a harlote, shes smart, shes a MOMMIE and shes married to a man and you attack Lisa because shes a beautiful woman, successful, educated, strong and holds her own.
Do’us all a favor and go back into whatever closet or basment you crawled from and leave those TWIT alone!
Francine» Quote comment
Wouldn’t your time be more enjoyably spent picketing funerals with Shirley Phelps-Roper?
Up all night» Quote comment
I’d hardly consider a University of Phoenix degree evidence of being educated.
The Doctor» Quote comment
Who cares about any of this?
This is the worst, most boring and pointless post in the history of the Internet.
Alex O’Brien» Quote comment
You must be new here
DTO» Quote comment
We love you Alex/Janet/Jim/Jonathan. Whoever you are.
skieast» Quote comment
I found your gym story more compelling than anything Mike said.
DTO» Quote comment
It’s probably a tongue planted squarely in a cheek – this is a) not a serious or sincere post or possibly b) just Elgan’s wife or Leo’s kid posting a feeble defense/retort to protect the floundering network. If an atempt to be humorous it’s an epic fail – as you said completely meaningless/ vapid with zero impact
Muddy» Quote comment
But which kid? The druggie or, as his father so eloquently put it on the live stream, the “fucking asshole”?
Scott» Quote comment
I’m crushed. We need a new script.
Skieast» Quote comment
And so far no-one knows what Mike said. It can’t be done. There was a mashup of China, NSA, Tim Cook, ripoff and sales.
The point? Got me. Sarah Palin is more understandable.
http://www.salon.com/2015/01/27/jon_stewart_mocks_sarah_palins_rambling_and_incoherent_iowa_freedom_summit_speech/
Skieast» Quote comment
I love the clips of Gum piling words upon words without being bound by the need to make sense. I admire this man.
So often in life as people talk they are constrained by 20th century customs like; having a point, staying on topic, being concise. Not Gûm. He ignores those passé ideas and is more abstract with his words.
Sometimes it’s frustrating when I have no idea what he is talking about but sooner or later it all comes back to fucking China or Amazon harvesting data.
Richard Yes» Quote comment
all these posts talking about how you have a life kind of make it seem like you don’t.
when are the good writers coming back?
Zed Leppelin» Quote comment
I love Sgt Pepper. A day in the life sounds just as good today as it did back in when i was a youngin’. I also loved Rubber soul. BTW, Who is Mike Elgan?
krystina» Quote comment
Hey, has anyone seen my yellow submarine lately? I can’t find it. Does Mr. Elgan have it?
Just askin’ and best regards.
freheel» Quote comment
Things must be pretty boring at Twit when all its loyal followers find their time better spent trolling TD
DTO» Quote comment
I spent my day studying at school. This is the second time this week I checked TD. Still same shit different day.
Molly» Quote comment