No matter your feelings toward this site, regardless of your belief in God or Atheism, irrespective of race religion and orientation, there is unanimity that Ozzie the Dog is a malformed, twisted thing. This egregious affront to all life spends its days prancing around Petulama as it literally pisses on everything it sees.
Mothers hide their children and animals shield their young when this abortion trots by. Half dog, half devil, every aloof step this cretin takes is a rebuke on all mankind. Somehow it appears to have inherited the worst behaviors from every genus of modern biology.
Rumors have surfaced that if you cut its head off, another grows back. Some say it developed a skunk-like spray that it emits from its mouth—others claim it hides all day and only comes out to irritate at opportune moments. Its origin is a murky mystery with speculation that it is nature’s very own bastard.
In a cruel twist of fate, this varmint stumbled upon the only place it would not be immediately euthanized: TWiT HQ. This is where this abomination of nature makes its home. Black hearts abound here and Ozzie has found a place where it can revel in its own wretchedness.
Happy Holidays!
What happened to the #drama chat? I am getting this instead:
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Fred» Quote comment
maybe it’s down for a retooling and in the new year,chat will dive deeper into the TWiT , here for known as Proctophilus winchelli petaluma .
John» Quote comment
Sorry about that. We had some #drama with the server. I didn’t notice web chat was down. Regular IRC was fine. It should work now!
Nik Holtzer» Quote comment
Ozzie gave me rabies.
The Ghost of Ring Lardner» Quote comment
did my post come through?
Delusional» Quote comment
I guess not. I will try again in the AM!
Delusional» Quote comment
Run Sarah, ” Alright Mr. Laporte, I am ready for my close-up and I am big, it’s twit that got small!” Ozzie better be ready for that prostate exam! Found this site looking for Chad, twit”s bright spot. I am a viewer and radio listener from day one, the last year has been dismal. I think your choice of “bride to be gold digger” is only going to drag you lower. Go Tom, best that you got out and to think I bought bricks for this “s–t” house! Refund Lisa?
Delusional» Quote comment
You must be retarded to buy anything from this socially defunked perverted degenerate.
Fuck Sarah she is going down with Leo’s fat ass.
I’d say she is pretty washed up by now.
She will be fine weather or not being a dike or just a whore.
I still miss that peice of sweet ass, she is a screamer.
Brian B» Quote comment
You mean your hand?
Notus» Quote comment