Sergey and Larry Urging Laporte to Move to iOS

Some time ago, #TotalDrama obtained a report stating the two Google co-founders have personally asked TWiT’s big-headed leader to switch to iOS from Google’s own Android operating system.  At the time, the team at #TotalDrama was unable to verify the report and did not see the impetus for Sergey and Larry to prod the plump Laporte to switch teams. A decision was made to bury the piece until more verifiable information emerged.

A recent story by a fellow publication, “Cult of Android,” shed light on why the Google honchos would make such a bold move.

IOS porn is down...for now
iOS porn is down….for now

It seems Android users are spending more time under their bedcovers with their phones than iOS users. The graph above details porn usage, on the popular site PornHub, broken down by OS. Android is the runaway leader. The hope is that moving Laporte over to iOS will simultaneously reduce Android porn usage and increase iOS porn usage, thereby making the Google operating system more family friendly.

3 thoughts on “Sergey and Larry Urging Laporte to Move to iOS”

  1. I’m guessing the larger Android phone screens help M. Laporte see all the action. With his aging eyesight this is the prime reason for buying an Android phone.

    The giant iPhone 6 that will be launched next week gives M. Laporte a new means to enjoy and share with his listeners all teh porn that’s family fit.

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