The marriage of the shitty misogynist Leo Laporte and his equally-shitty gold-digging fugly wreck of a human girlfriend has finally come to pass. In what can only be described as a match made in hell, Leo has confirmed on his Google Plus page that Lisa Kentzell is now his “bride.”

Syrupy congratulations are pouring in from all over sheepland and it’s not pretty. One commenter even went as far as to say that he wishes them a “blissful marriage.” Sure, tell that to Jennifer.

No word on if Abby and Henry were at the ceremony.

Update: An eagle-eyed TotalDrama chatroom participant noticed an uncanny resemblance to an icon of American horror in the photo below.