Hey, assholes in the comments section who think the writers on this blog have no life: WE ADORE HATE-WATCHING THIS SHIT.

Don’t you get it? This is fun for us. We don’t live in the basement and we have real lives. Just part of our real lives involves us making fun of ridiculous shit that happens on TWiT.

So repeat this to yourselves: If it’s on TWiT…it’s shit.

UPDATE: With the entrance of “Pope Francis” as a commenter, love has entered my heart and I wish to amend my above statement to say: “I welcome one and all to this lovely hatefest. Perhaps we could think of parts of this blog as more like E’s television’s ‘Fashion Police’ show but for TWiT. You know, where Kathy Griffin sits around and rips apart what the Hollywood stars are wearing to the award shows. But this time, it’s just TotalDrama remarking on what fresh garbage Leo ‘n’ Lisa have decided to dress their horrendous network in.”