TotalDrama readers are really hitting the “Feedback & Tips” button hard (available to you 24/7 on the right side of the screen). And we thank you for that. For without our loyal hate-watching hordes we simply would not be able to continue publishing The Truth.
Is this the same guy?
But sometimes, something so repulsive and vile gets thrown into the tip bin that cannot be ignored. Unfortunately, this is one of those times. After a late-night emergency session of the TotalDrama editorial board, we have determined that this must be a photo of Leo after a visit to his Japanese soaking tub that he recently had installed in his front yard.
We only share this image with you now, so that you may protect your children’s eyes and their innocent spirits. If this image of Leo Laporte were to be seen without proper supervision there’s no telling how many mental facilities would need to be constructed to house the deranged. And don’t even try to guess where Leo’s left hand is. We really don’t have enough puke buckets to go around.
Just a quick tip for those #TotalDrama fans who may be pre-ordering the biggest-size iPhone 6 Plus tonight (Midnight PST or 3 a.m. EST):
It’s just too much of a risk getting the bigger iPhone 6 Plus. This fat head was never meant to be seen so large.
The bigger screen will show Leo’s fat face so insanely huge, that you may suffer seizures, migraines, heart palpitations and runny stool. A safer approach would be to just pre-order the 4.7-inch “normal” iPhone 6. That way you can still have the latest Apple technology, but not risk seeing any of the TWiT content or blubbery hosts at too large a size.
Just imagine how gigantic Father Padre the Blobby Priest’s chubby cheeks would look if viewed from the larger screen. Unless you’re willing to shell out extra dough for the special Jony Ive Apple Leather Puke Bucket as an additional accessory, it’s best to stick with the more diminutive iPhone.
Good luck, and happy pre-ordering!
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