There are many reasons why this blog is not being updated as much as in the past: It seems there’s just not much change happening at TWiT. As a result, the editorial board at TotalDrama has decided to conserve our resources.

Here are a few of the things that have NOT changed in the last few weeks:

• Padre is still a fat fuck.
• Tonya Hall is still stuttering and stammering her way through her ridiculous “Marketing Mavericks” show.
• Chad Johnson is still not a real human adult yet.
• Sarah Lane will always be lovely and talented. We all know this.
• Mike “Gumdumb” Elgan still has yet to earn his paycheck by producing one good show.
• Jason “Effenstupid” Cleanthes is on a redhot streak to fuck up every TNT opening since being hired.
• Leo is still on track to eat himself to death by the end of 2015.
• Lisa is now Mrs. Laporte. So I guess there are two of them now.
• Jeff Jarvis is still refusing to fix his disgusting teeth.