As the minutes turn into hours and the hours give way to months, the flowing sands of the hourglass serve as a reminder that change is constant and the world is forever evolving—but not so Leo Laporte.

His delusions and lies stand as firm as the foundational stones of the ancient pyramids. It was trumpeted on nearly every TWiT show that Spotify would be featuring “This Week in Tech” in their new podcast section on the music-streaming service. But a recent search on Spotify reveals nothing: No “TWiT,” no “TNT,” certainly no “Marketing Mavericks.”

So thanks for nothin’, Leo. You got us again with another one of your classic boastful exaggerations. “We looooooooooove Spotify.”

Well, apparently Spotify doesn’t love you.