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Leo Laporte admits shameful details of wedding

Leo Laporte, between commercials on his nationally-syndicated snoozefest “Theeeeee Tech Guy,” related embarrassing details of his wedding to his CEHo Lisa Kentzell last Thursday:

  • He hasn’t told his own mother — (what a great son)
  • They invited no friends, it was only them — (narcissistic creeps)
  • They shared their actual wedding cake with hotel staff as they had nobody to share it with — (so very, very sad)
  • The priest was a defrocked ex-Catholic priest — (no Padre?)
  • Lisa’s kid Michael was upset and asked if he’d have to change his name. — (what an adorable little munchkin)

In honor of this special day, please remember where this all started

UPDATE: An eagle-eyed commenter pointed how that the sordid story started here.

LaPorte's This Week in Tech video podcast, he cut to a shot of his screen to illustrate how many unread emails he had in his inbox. One of those emails was an SMS from Kentzell: "I want you. Your cock inside me. Wanna fuck?"
LaPorte’s This Week in Tech video podcast, he cut to a shot of his screen to illustrate how many unread emails he had in his inbox. One of those emails was an SMS from Kentzell: “I want you. Your cock inside me. Wanna fuck?”

Video of Leo’s comments coming soon!