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Mike Elgan lists the ways that viewers can interact with his shitty show

Hey, look! It's Marcus Elgumbummus, hero to the stupid and defender of bullshit tech news reading.
The village idiot

Mike Elgan, as massive of a loser as the density of the closest Red Dwarf star, is now ending his shit “Tech News Today” show with a call to interact with him (here’s the incomplete list). Please feel free to add your suggestions in the comments section as usual.

  1. E-mail
  2. Voicemail
  3. Stitcher
  4. iTunes
  5. Google Plus
  6. Watch live
  7. Feedly
  8. Yahoo
  9. Reddit
  10. Tweet
  11. Watermelon filled with messages
  12. Notebook full of teenaged-girl scribbles
  13. Flipboard
  14. Android Wear
  15. Russian cyrillic alphabet
  16. Sanskrit
  17. Carrier pigeon
  18. Whalesong
  19. “Hunger Games” style Mockingjay
  20. MyFord Touch
  21. Amazon Echo
  22. Deez Nuts

Lisa Kentzell proves to be a real charming fan favorite

TWiT CEHo Lisa Kentzell turns out to be a real charming personality and super-talented financial wizard with a real talent for fan interaction. Watch and learn as this finishing school valedictorian takes each question on “Inside TWiT” and spins the answers into pure gold as she delicately traverses the ins and outs of the inner workings of the business that Leo Laporte has worked so hard to build. It’s also breathtaking to watch the loving and caring way that the two show their regard for each other…truly a match made in heaven.

OK, so here’s the real truth behind this video: Lisa proves to be a world-class cunt when refusing to discuss anything of substance on the most recent, and most likely last edition of “Inside TWiT.” Watch as she displays an awe-inspiring lack of grace when she publicly tries to humiliate Leo by belittling his answers to chatroom questions about the future of the network they so obviously are interested in.