After a marathon meeting of the #TotalDrama editorial board, we were finally able to narrow down our Top Five Predictions for 2015:

1. Leo will be found face-down in the Japanese soaking tub by a stone-faced Lisa.*
2. Sarah Lane will finally quit and start her own Patreon.
3. Chad will continue to appear at the Twit Shithouse—even though he got fired.
4. Padre will be discovered in a locked van down by the Petaluma Harbor with powdered sugar on his fingers and male porn mags inside of a dirty backpack.
5. The #twitlive chat mods will continue being incredible dicks.

*It’s always the “wife.”