Update: Jimmy Jam did not like this article.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoMvC0SzWJo
Did possibly-racist, definitely not a monkey Megan Morrone read our previous Deez Nuts coverage and get inspiration for Tech News Today?
The brow-gifted co-host of the new and Elgan-free Tech News Today evening show teased an upcoming story by saying “Deez nuts” but never mentioned the phrase again in the actual story.
Even Jason was taken aback, saying “Uhh, what?”
Our tribute to Megan’s journalism is the video above. Here is the original video and meme in case you are unfamiliar.
I actually think Megan looks pretty now. I’ve never noticed this before considering I rarely watch TWiT. In the past she was hideous. I guess she finally bought a mirror…
MeganIsPretty» Quote comment
MeganIsPretty
February 3, 2016 at 7:17 am
I actually think Megan looks pretty now. I’ve never noticed this before considering I rarely watch TWiT. In the past she was hideous. I guess she finally bought a mirror…
I agree she finally got a clue, and spruced up a bit.
It is video.
Moe» Quote comment
I never thought Megan was unattractive, so I never understood all the talk about her being so ugly. I never thought she was particularly good looking either. But, yes, I have been thinking that she looks really really good lately. I thought it must be me lowering my standards or something, but from the comments, it looks like Megan did what she needed to do to go from so-so to almost hot. It must be more than the eyebrow trim. Maybe a new hairstyle that really suits her.
LkesTheGirls» Quote comment
All you Megan friends please stop posting these plaudits. You are all plants. As we all know, Megan has a big nose, cockroach eyebrows and old lady hands. The beauty you are perceiving is through her caked-on makeup. And, of course, she is probably racist and works for a self-admitted sexual harraser of women.
holden» Quote comment
Would a Megan friend go so far as to say, ” In the past she was hideous” just to throw us of the scent? I doubt it, but you are certainly entitled to your opinion, far-fetched as it may be. It seems much more likely that some just have a different opinion of Megan’s looks than yours.
Thankyou4yourservers» Quote comment
Absolutely they would to make their post more believable.
holden» Quote comment
Planted comment. Fake.
holden» Quote comment
You must be possibly-retarded. Ridiculous post. If you have nothing to say saying nothing is better than shit like this.
Jaxon Petty» Quote comment
Hey Jax,
Eat a Dick.
Sincerely, Fuck Off.
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
TYFYC.
Rene Ritchie» Quote comment
> Eat a Dick. Sincerely, Fuck Off.
This is the TD equivalent of #twitlive’s kick/ban message “Your participation is not conducive to the desired environment.” The first is vulgar, the second is pretentious, but both send the same message, “If you don’t agree with us, get lost.”
So much for TD as an alternative to sheeplive, at least as Ken Sintek would have it.
Reality Check» Quote comment
+1,000,000
Hyacinth Bucket» Quote comment
Not much going on with this post. It probably just means she’s listened to a Snoop Dogg song or two in the past 20 years.
Me» Quote comment
Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg Deez Nuts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SLSRFIFQyQ
Me» Quote comment
i was watching live when it happened. it was hilarious.
Kevin Rose’s Lump» Quote comment
Since she fixed her eyebrows why don’t you guys start making fun of her nose? What, is that too low for ya? Come on, we don’t expect much more from your poor attempts at humour.
These posts are fucking lame, and nothing holden can say in the comments will prove otherwise. Maybe you think her eyebrows are too thick, her nose is too bulbous, she mentions her kids too much, she has questionable ethics working for a guy like Leo. Fine. How does that warrant repeated attacks on her looks?
The worst part is that TWiT is ripe for valid criticism, the whole show and pre-show on Sunday were a fuckfest. But nah, post yet another Megan is hideous post because that’s what your readers demand.
Oh wait, most commenters don’t care for these lame ass articles that make the folks at TWiT look like the sane ones.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
A bunch of sad virgins above. Pathetic white knights.
joe is a scriptkiddie» Quote comment
Remember kids: Anyone who doesn’t treat women like literal human garbage is a “beta cuck white knight mangina”
Mark Pugner» Quote comment
Ah, you’re such a gentleman. Why don’t you bend over and let Lisa fuck you from behind with a strap-on?
joe is a scriptkiddie» Quote comment
What makes you think Lisa needs a strap on, she’s a trannie.
Loquacious1» Quote comment
Megan deserves all the hate she gets for the reasons you list: a probable racist, far too much talk of the kids she shit out, working (and bringing her kids) for a sexual harraser. Her comments are mundane and dull. And yes she has a big nose.
To see a beautiful woman with true journalist cred, check out the latest Android show with Florence Ion. She’s been published in various tech *magazines* and is not the typical blogger that Twit hires like that Taiwan loser and Christina Warren. Megs only wishes she has 1% of Ion’s beauty, intelligence and poise. Plus she’s at least 20 years younger.
holden» Quote comment
I’ll admit Flo was cute with her hair up this week.
Loquacious1» Quote comment
Jimmy Jam’s above comment says everything I’d want to say but says it way better than I ever could. A masterpiece of commenting. KUDOS!
Reality Check» Quote comment
I miss HelloWorld.
RIP Love and Light.
RIP Love and Light.
RIP Love and Light.
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
HelloWorld is God.
joe is a scriptkiddie» Quote comment
Are posts like this really necessary when there’s so much more to discuss like Leo’s new Tesla?
I mean, come on. Seriously.
The Doctor» Quote comment
While Leo’s constant bragging about his Tesla *is* absolutely revolting, it pales in comparison as a mental health issue to the jealousy and schadenfreude of those who have made it their hobby or, God help us, their whole life to hate, resent, and envy the admittedly boorish creep that Leo has become.
Reality Check» Quote comment
Wrong. This is not my hobby, nor is it my whole life. I just call out hypocrisy when I see it on TWIT.
holden» Quote comment
Je suis HelloWorld.
holden» Quote comment
What a minute…is she making a reference to a human males nut sack? I thought this was family show? What’s wrong with that black gentlemen’s mouth and teeth?
Will Brandley» Quote comment
Ok, the headline that says Jimmy Jam did not like this article gave me a chuckle
I have a question that wasn’t covered in the post, why did she say deez nuts?
Moonchild» Quote comment
I’m a dumbass, nevermind…
Moonchild ProTip: sometimes you gotta read the post!
Moonchild» Quote comment
Is it possible she was referring to the kid who is running for US president under the name “Deez Nuts”? I don’t watch TWiT anymore, so I don’t know the answer myself.
In any case, I honestly don’t understand why this is news at all.
I’d rather read criticism (satirical or straightforward) of Leo throwing away money on a Tesla lease.
TOT (Tired of TWiT)» Quote comment
TOT, you would think that would be the case but in watching the video there really was no mention of the “Deez Nuts” kid who was/is running for president…It was a story about how snapchat will be important in the upcoming presidential election.
I like Megan, but this was a really flimsy connection.
However, anytime anyone wants to say deez nuts no matter the situation I will be on board. Because, despite being a grown male human, it is always funny. So keep up the good work Megan!
Moonchild» Quote comment
They lease it as a business expense. Driving to and from work is not a business expense. How the hell they don’t get audited, I don’t know.
Loquacious1» Quote comment
This is correct, commuting to work is a personal and non-deductible expense. I have never seen Leo or Lisa drive anywhere during the day that would make the car even partially deductible. There is no question they can not deduct any car expense. But I am not sure why people assume they do.
Hey» Quote comment
I hate that near autistic Steve Gibson guy.
JungleBunnyJim» Quote comment
Gibson is the only person consistently contributing actual value to the TWiT network these days. (Well, okay, him and the peeps at TWiL.)
RemnantPsyche» Quote comment
I would add “Ham Nation” to that on occasion.
Holden» Quote comment
What if Megan was describing her bosses at TWIT? After all, She works for Deez Nutz who constantly mentions he’s leasing a Tesla on every show he hosts.
Soupslurper» Quote comment
No, he says he’s “buying” a Tesla and then when questioned says he’s renting it … I mean the company is renting it for the tax advantage. Anyone have the IRS tip line phone number?
Vous êtes HelloWorld» Quote comment
Exactly, you can’t write off a car that you use to drive from home to work, that’s not a business expense.
Loquacious1» Quote comment
I’m glad you’re not my tax accountant because what you’re saying is completely untrue.
What you’re saying is only true for peons that dont own an LLC
Business owners can buy a Ferrari, Skewes me lease a Ferrari drive it to their Hooker and then to the drug dealer and write off every single expense related to it with no problem
Phat phuck dev null» Quote comment
Mommy Megan is such a naughty little cutie for saying such a naughty phase :3 Yum! So hot! >o< She's such a cutie! (^o^) Yum yum yum!
CutiePie» Quote comment
Ken, holden, joe is a scriptkiddie, and HelloWorld are the shit that are holding TD back from it being a great source for the truth about Leo LaPork and TWaT. It’s really too bad all the shitposting they do.
Someone really should split off from TD and create an even better site free from all this shit.
TotalDramaReloaded» Quote comment
No, we are proudly calling out Megan as a major hypocrite with her family bullshit working for a channel that showed a dickpic. Plus, she’s a probable racist.
holden» Quote comment
Why don’t you go ahead and do it, you dried up condom? Fuck off with your holier than thou attitude.
There are so many reasons why Megan deserves to be bashed. Many of them are listed on this site and get this, dipshit – they have nothing to do with her appearance.
She has no respect for herself as an employee or a woman. Why should we?
Crawl back to your castle, White Knight. Don’t forget to kiss your horse once you get there because that’s as close as you’ll ever get to a real beautiful and, most importantly, confident woman (which Megan is not).
joe is a scriptkiddie» Quote comment
Megan has, in fact, been looking good lately.
HelloeWorld» Quote comment
Troll.
holden» Quote comment
I have never watched a TNT show for more than a few minutes, because it bores me. I did catch the last couple of minutes of a segment yesterday in which Sarah Lane appeared in order to plug the upcoming TechCrunch awards show.
I was struck by how much better Megan looked than Sarah. Sarah has not aged well. I think it’s partly due to the self-important vibe she sends now of being full of herself, a real prima donna in her own eyes.
Contrast Sarah with Megan who, though no natural beauty, has a lovely natural spontaneous sweet personality that makes a real difference in how one is perceived physically. Megan probably looks better in videos than still pics, because of her personality.
Granted, she also plucks her eyebrows now and may have done other stuff that contributes to the new, improved Megan.
Reality Check» Quote comment
Agree with you about Sarah, a bottle-blond with a horse face and huge ego. However, Megan – for the many reasons above – is not much better at all. She’s a plain jane with a boring, mainstream personality and every othet word from her is kids. Her TNT commentary is useless.
As mentioned above., only Florence Ion meets the criteria of beauty, brains and incisive commentary. No one else comes close.
holden» Quote comment
Incredibly dumb article.
Joel Osteen» Quote comment
I know. Kind of undermines the other articles on here that are hilarious. Let’s focus on the evil fat man. There is more than enough material on just him and his gold digger.
Prolapsed Anus» Quote comment
No. Megan deserve this. Why? Because she’s an enabler.
The fat bastard repeatedly walks all over her as a host and even made several subtle sexual advances toward her with his “jokes” on iOS Today.
Megan visibly shows that she’s disturbed from it but says or does nothing. She has no self respect or dignity. Neither should I.
If she ever comes to her senses and stops being an enabler of LaPorte’s disgusting behavior, I’ll reconsider my opinion on her.
joe is a scriptkiddie» Quote comment
Are you dumb? It’s like working for any other job where your boss is an ass . You can work at McDonalds and put a smile on your face while in public while your boss comes up behind you and whispers lewd suggestions at you. Sometimes you just feel stuck and cannot do anything about it at that point. You go to work, do your job, try to get along, and go home. It in no way makes you an enabler.
Joel Osteen» Quote comment
Then she should stop talking about her shitty kids.
holden» Quote comment
There are plenty of jobs available with good bosses who give a shit. Megan’s reluctance to leave TWiT is a clear indication of not only enabling but agreeing with the awful antics of her perverted juvenile boss. FUCK YOU LEO…and fuck you Megan for being part of this piece of shit nitwork…how do YOU like that?
Casey Green» Quote comment
My thoughts exactly. Remember she not only works for a guy who showed a dickpic, but blatantly *lied* and said it was PhotoShopped. That’s her morality and why she deserves all the hate we give. She is a disgusting person , a despicable enabler of soup’s sexual harrasment.
holden» Quote comment
Yes, when a bitch enables an evil fat man, your go-to response should be hating on her looks and kids. Throw in some accusations of racism too. I’m certain that if we call her ugly and racist a sufficient number of times via the internet, then we will have solved the problem and feel a sense of accomplishment.
Prolapsed Anus» Quote comment
Pointing out “Holden’s” obvious inconsistencies, contradictions, lies, and exaggerations is counterproductive and is like shooting very large fish in a very small barrel.
Reality Check» Quote comment
And we all atand against Meggie’s racist comments. I guess you don’t white knight.
holden» Quote comment
Might be, but got you to post right genius.
holden» Quote comment
First of all, check your verbage douchebag. It’s “hate,” not “hating on.”
If you don’t see the stupidity about bringing her kids to a company run by a self-admitted sexual harasser, then you are stupid beyond words.
holden» Quote comment
Silly buckaroo. “Hating on” has been a common phrase for years. Grasping for grammar errors in my comment when you have misspellings in your own is laughable. I personally enjoy “We all atand against Meggies racist comments.” Good work there, buckaroo. I love how much energy you spend here, yet so few care.
Prolapsed Anus» Quote comment
Yeah, well buckaroo, “hating on” is slang and is used by people like you who don’t understand grammar – like “ain’t.” Just because it’s used doesn’t mean it’s correct. And any misspellings in my post is due to my mobile’s autocorrect.
Now go off on your white horse and masturbate over Megan since that’s obviously what you want to do.
Holden» Quote comment
Your first response to my observation was a false grammar nitpick and your second was a personal insult? I love it! What a convincing one-two punch of rhetoric! I now have no doubt of your elite intellect. If you are taking requests, I’d like another one of your heterophobic replies.
Prolapsed Anus» Quote comment
First, learn to use punctuation, you scrotum sucker.
Second, next time your wife’s boss makes sexual remarks to her, I guess you (being the cuckold that you are) would be fine with that. And, her swallowing her pride for the sake of a job is not in any way enabling her boss to pursue her more aggressively, right? Do you now see what a fucking dumb piece of shit you are?
Who am I kidding? You do not have a wife because you are a sad virgin who never saw the inside of a bra.
joe is a scriptkiddie» Quote comment
ok’d JOe,s
Joel Osteen» Quote comment
Where’s Molly when you need her?!
ILikeMolly» Quote comment
I’m not much of a fan of her on camera delivery. To me her shaky voice always sounds like someone is about to pop a balloon in her face.
Me» Quote comment
To the nasty people on here. You know who you are. You should understand that the things you say here make Leo look like a saint in comparison. People coming here see what you say and think you’re in the wrong, not Leo.
In other words. You’re being stupid.
Fauxjournalist» Quote comment