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Megan Morrone Vehemently Denies Being a Monkey

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Megan Morrone has now put to rest all rumors about her genus and species. She vehemently denied she’s a monkey on Tech News Today, even though she paws at iPads with way too much pressure like a confused monkey.

Below you can see a comparison between our possibly-racist co-host Megan and her distant simian evolutionary cousin.

Side note: Nathan Olivarez-Giles, reporter for the Wall Street Journal, isn’t a very good journalist if he doesn’t know the copyright rests with the photographer, not the owner of the equipment. That was the entire point of the news story. Idiot.

Comparison between Megan and a monkey.
Comparison between Megan and a monkey.

Oddly, one of Megan’s fans from iOS Today drew her as either a monkey or as a — how do we put this? — challenged person. Leo doesn’t fare much better in this artist’s rendering.

Finally, we have a shot of Megan’s arm:

Megan's hairy arm showing Selena's lack of preparation for a 4PM show.
Megan’s hairy arm showing Selena’s lack of preparation for a 4PM show.

33 thoughts on “Megan Morrone Vehemently Denies Being a Monkey”

  3. 3 minutes, 45 seconds. That’s how long it took Caterpillar Eyebrows to mention the kids she shit out on last night’s TNT.

    BTW, Meg. save the money you’re spending on your hair highlights, honey. They are not making you more attractive at all. You look, dress and act like the boring middle-aged housefrau you are.

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  4. love when the sick people at TD say shit thinks about Megan for no reason other than they have mental disorders. The only thing better is listening to their fucked up rationale for why it is acceptable. They can’t come to realization they are assholes deep down. Genuine assholes like Leo. break it down for us you shit heads. You pick on Megan because you’re evil fucks and anonymous cowards. Please tell us your excuse why it’s ok to do this, it’s funnier than Leo lies.

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    3. Web3321 said:
      love when the sick people at TD say shit thinks about Megan for no reason other than they have mental disorders.The only thing better is listening to their fucked up rationale for why it is acceptable. They can’t come to realization they are assholes deep down. Genuine assholes like Leo. break it down for us you shit heads. You pick on Megan because you’re evil fucks and anonymous cowards. Please tell us your excuse why it’s ok to do this, it’s funnier than Leo lies.

      ^ Read my name.

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    4. Hang on a minute, Web3321. In your anonymous post, you said that the ONLY reason people on this website say “shit thinks” about Megan is because they have “mental disorders”.

      If that’s the case, you’ve just shown what a nasty piece of work you are. If people are acting because of some kind of illness, you should be offering support and assistance, not posting anonymously and calling them “evil”.

      Let’s just think about that for a moment. You, an anonymous poster, thinks that people with “mental disorders” are “evil”.

      You are a disgrace, a total embarrassment of a person. How you can even look at yourself in the mirror is beyond me. It’s one thing to pick on Megan – it’s quite another to declare that people suffering from mental illnesses are “evil”.

      You should be ashamed of yourself.

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      2. Notice how none of the sick people who support this garbage defend why they do it. Instead they attack the poster (me) for being anonymous. Great defense for writing garbage awful things about people. SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT ME, YOU WILL NEVER HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR WRITING NASTY EVILNESS ABOUT MEGAN.

        evilpants said:
        Hang on a minute, Web3321. In your anonymous post, you said that the ONLY reason people on this website say “shit thinks” about Megan is because they have “mental disorders”. ………, you should be offering support and assistance, not posting anonymously and calling them “evil”.

        Another idiot comment. Child abusers are mentally disturbed so would you like me to sympathize with them too.

        Don’t try to use logic, you’re all not smart, you just have pure evil and cruelness going for you.

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        1. Web331 said:
          Notice how none of the sick people who support this garbage defend why they do it. Instead they attack the poster (me) for being anonymous. Great defense for writing garbage awful things about people. SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT ME, YOU WILL NEVER HAVEAN EXCUSE FOR WRITING NASTY EVILNESS ABOUT MEGAN.

          Another idiot comment. Child abusers are mentally disturbed so would you like me to sympathizewith them too.

          Don’t try to use logic, you’re all not smart, you just have pure evil and cruelness going for you.

          Give up, homeboy. Meg’s a married mommy and will never date you.

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        2. Being a white knight for a spoiled racist hypocrite bitch on the Internet is more pathetic than being friend zoned in real life.

          Go fuck a squirrel, nature boy.

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  5. I thought she was a jumping monkey?

    Shouldn’t this story have been brought to us by HelloWorld? Where’s he gone?Hasn’t broken a story since Christmas. Is he okay? #OneAss

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  11. Web331 said: Another idiot comment. Child abusers are mentally disturbed so would you like me to sympathize with them too.

    Oh wow, you’re really not very good at this are you.

    You’re the one who attacked people as anonymous – but you used anonymity to do it. You have no credibility and therefore no one, absolutely no one, will take you seriously. What that means in the real world is that you completely wasted your time. People are laughing at you. You’ve not made anyone change their opinion. Whatever you were trying to achieve, you’ve failed.

    As for your “sympathise” thing. That’s just weird. I hope you don’t use this method of thinking in real life, cos you keep making a total fool of yourself.

    No one asked you to “sympathise” with anything. No one. That wasn’t the issue. It’s a little bit odd how you decided to start talking about child abusers. This anonymous, strange logic of yours – I think perhaps you should go and talk to someone.

    No, the point is, you said the only reason they did it was because they have a mental disorder. Nothing about child abuse, nothing about supporting them. You clearly think that any mental disorder is grounds for hating someone. You’re the one who said the ONLY reason they do it is cos they’re mentally unwell. You then went on to say they were evil. And now, with absolutely no knowledge of me or my life, you’re calling me evil.

    You live an odd life. Based on nothing other than some comments on a website, you declare that someone is mentally ill, and then you say they are evil. And when your ridiculous posturing is called out, you start talking about child abusers.

    Actually, I don’t want to be too hard on you because you’re clearly a deeply unhappy person.

    I don’t know any of the people who run TD, but I’m sure I speak for all of us when I say that I hope you find the peace and calm you clearly desperately need.

    Good luck.

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        1. Fauxjournalist said:
          That is my business.

          You’re not gonna change anyone’s mind here, buckaroo. I guess you’re another Meggie groupie, who ‘s a mommy and has no problem working with a guy who showed a dic pic , lied about it and a self-admitted sexual harasser of young women. She’s a post-menopausal hypocrite! But I guess you’re fine with that.

          Take a hike, bozo, and keep putting your tiny dick up #soups arse.

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