It’s time for our monthly edition of “Leo Talks About John C. Dvorak“. Be sure to read the past hits.
This time, the fat piece of lard called John C. Dvorak a thief, with help from his pet monkey dog — John “JammerB” Slanina — who couldn’t stop himself from yapping in background to please his master.
Being at the height of his delusions, Leo thinks it was charming that he allowed JCD to take things from him. Let us break it down for you Soup: allowing people to take something from you is not stealing; it’s called giving a gift.
The most jarring part is Leo’s obvious lie — the fake backhanded compliment he gave to John. You can see disgust in his eyes as he says it.
It’s clear that the success of the award winning podcast No Agenda Show — now 2x weekly, Thursdays & Sundays — continues to bother him, as TWiT descends into obscurity.
Just move on, Leo!
Dvorak stole my virginity.
Lisa Laporte’s Penis» Quote comment
Now that’s just silly. John has, what’s the word…? Oh yeah, taste.
Scott» Quote comment
Leo seems cool in this clip. I didn’t see much dissing. Maybe none.
Free Pass.
IanZ» Quote comment
Yeah.
noneyabusiness» Quote comment
Agreed.
It’s fine to call him out when he exposes his porn habits, dick pics and twat pics, but this clip is a bunch of nothing.
He’s reminiscing on JCD fucking with him back in the day….wondering what happened. How could it all go so wrong?
ManBaby» Quote comment
I don’t think this is a bunch of nothing. I guess you guys missed at the 48 sec mark where he was about to say “steal” but then said “take”? Clearly he’s been criticized in in the past for saying outrageous things and his tactic is to appear to be more politically correct, but we all know JCD is a still a thorn in his side.
So if you think for a moment anything he said was heartfelt praise for JCD you are extremely gullible and have been fooled by great technique. Thanks for the post Crotch Magnet, you have shown how deep the manipulation goes. I guess I was the only one that wasn’t fooled by his speech.
TheTruth» Quote comment
You must have forgot about where I said it was a bunch of nothing.
ManBaby» Quote comment
Hey jackass… why don’t you try taking apart what I said instead of repeating yourself? You must be a butt hurt liberal who likes to yell the same shit over and over again. Is Shia LeBeouf your hero?
TheTruth» Quote comment
Not the only one.
Scott» Quote comment
Agreed, There was no animosity at all in that exchange.
Craig» Quote comment
JCD should send it back to him with a note telling him where to stick it.
soupslurper» Quote comment
JCD will NEVER be in-contact with Leo again. It’s over and yet Leo can’t help himself but to mention John every chance he gets. Everybody loves JCD. You can’t not like the guy. The No Agenda Show is doubling its numbers every month because it’s a great show and because Adam is now a part of the Alex Jones Show doing commentary and promoting No Agenda. These guys are growing while TWiT is sinking. Fuck you Leo…how do like that?
Nick Brisson» Quote comment
It’s called being a jilted lover, get with it.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
I don’t think everyone likes JCD. In fact, I remember Thurrott calling JCD the Clown Prince Of Tech, due to some of JCD’s valid points about the Windows registry being a piece of crap.
dribble» Quote comment
Well Throttle isn’t universally liked either, let’s be real he’s no Alex Wilhelm.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Paul “My son is deaf and requires captions” Thurrott is a fat piece of Microsoft encrusted shit and should be harpooned.
Bern» Quote comment
Christ… this isn’t as bad as you made it out to be. TD is just sad now… Maybe the single person running the site needs some psychiatric help.
No» Quote comment
LaPorque steps in it again. What a douche bag.
Two to the head!
Lisa’s Cunt» Quote comment
Much better job at this new “Crotch Monkey”identity. You listened to me (your welcome) and stopped doing your trademarked trait of inserting 500 links in the first paragraph.
Where you fucked up-
(A) used same pic as other identity used for all Dvorak posts
(B) you call Leo a “fat piece of lard” on this identity too
(.C) you use the No Agenda joke “now 2x weekly”
As an aside, you use ( C) in your alias commenters as well. It’s to obscure of a joke of theirs to use so often, they have a hundred catch phrases, it’s weird you harp on that one. You also use “how do you like that” in your alias commenters. You’re getting better though. I completely believe that once again miraculously as Lecia retires crotch monkey emerges just as Leica took over miraculously when The Jeff Jarvis retired.
Try and be creative when you make a nick for your new alias, yours appear more as throw-away chat nicks than byline nicks.
Gee, I wonder which commenter will get mad at me now…
Lol loser
Leica is (b)anal» Quote comment
WordPress Media Library. We just search a keyword and use a picture with a caption from the past. Using the same picture/caption isn’t an indication it’s the same writer.
I personally love your conspiracy theories. That’s why it’s not removed as spam, since you don’t go posting things 1000x across all the articles over 2 hours like one insane person does occasionally (a known #twitlive sheep). Keep it up!
PS – We have a couple of Guest Submissions coming up. Videos are in, but no article text to go with them yet, so prepare your outrage so you can be one of the first comments.
Leica Lens» Quote comment
Haha, you explained what “we” do when your identities pick pictures. But I guess the two of you are close irl, or talk in the chat, or, well how do you know each other? Hehe
You’re benevolent in not labeling me spam? Dan used to allow me to talk in his chat too. Praise Jesus.
#downtooneass
Leica is (b)anal» Quote comment
Only a sad sack of shit would spend time deconstructing a Total Drama post like you have.
Don T. Raff» Quote comment
Sorry but this post qualifies as fake news. He said he likes John and that it was sort of a running joke.
Shane» Quote comment
You’re really stretching it here.
Every time this site gets on a roll, it gets ruined with weak fake controversies like this one.
Krystal Orchid» Quote comment
Leica post something new ASAP this latest article sucks shit.
Lay-o» Quote comment
Next post: Fat Friar using TBPITU.
See the Podfather’s twitter for text/video.
#ITM
NativeInExile» Quote comment
I just finished listening to Adam playing (noagendashow.com – EPISODE 899) the clip of the Fat Friar making claim to “The Best Podcast in the Universe” phrase. What a plagiarizing asshole douchebag lying sack of shit. Oh wait…he works for Leo the Lair. Screw TWiT and screw that lying Fat Friar theft.
Nick Brisson» Quote comment
JammerB beat be careful. Look what happened the last time Leo became bored with a pet.
Scott» Quote comment
That red haired guy?
John» Quote comment
Yeah
Barnacle the sailor» Quote comment