Come meet Internet personality and hate-blogging sensation HelloWorld at Leo ‘n’ Lisa’s New York City meet-up. We’ll chat about fun stuff and take a few selfies with Leo stuffing his face with food in the background. It’ll be an afternoon to remember.
HelloWorld will be signing autographs as well as basically trying to hijack the meet-up by being cute, skinny and entertaining—you know, all the things that Leo is not.
Here are all the relevant details: (Don’t forget to bring a smile and a Sharpie for those autographs)
Wednesday, Sept. 9 3-5 p.m.
The meetup will be from 3-5 p.m. at Rattle N Hum in Manhattan, located at 14 E. 33rd St.
Leo Laporte, Mary Jo Foley, and Paul Thurrott will all be there.
I’m so glad this event has been confirmed! Just booked my plane ticket from Montreal; can’t wait to meet the Internet legend! (I’m talking about HelloWorld; not Leo Laporte.)
Rene Ritchie» Quote comment
Perhaps then we can find out why this guy spends his time going after someone who should have sued him by now.
Binhex» Quote comment
If Helloworld is there, I will make every effort as well.
I recommend getting selfies with Leo before rushing over to Helloworld’s table where the action will be.
Party at HW table!!!
Richard Yes» Quote comment
TYFYC Richard Yes and HelloWorld!!!!
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
totaldrama for life.
(i bet joe will be there to suck leo off but secretly will obtain hw’s autograph)
joe is a scriptkiddie» Quote comment
I like this HelloWorld, this is funny.
Moonchild» Quote comment
Won’t be much food left if Thurrott is there.
BigBernard» Quote comment
Where’s Dick?
oinkers» Quote comment
Exactly, where is Dick?? Wasn’t he invited??? After doing 1,000 plus shows for next to nothing, you’d think Leo would buy Dick a beer or at least a NA beverage!!! And after Dick featured L&L in a MM parody. I’ll bet if Dick threw a competing Meet Up at the Boat Basin Club House it would out draw L&L suck up meet up…
John» Quote comment
Leo screwed Dick over. Like Dick said on air I been doing this show for eight years now I guess apparently it doesn’t work now?
specie8470» Quote comment
Dickie was invited, but I guess he was disinvited by LaFork.
Holden» Quote comment
Lisa LaCunt is only interested in promoting *her* talent for the meet-up. The fact that Dickie D is a fan -fave does not matter to her.
Makes one wonder if Dickie is paid from TTG show proceeds, and is now siloed from the TWIT turd sammich. If so, good for him.
NativeInExile» Quote comment
I can’t wait to meet HelloWorld in person ! I’m so excited! Maybe sometime during the event we can both call Leo a fat sack of perverted shit together! ^_^ I <3 you so much HW!!!
HelloWorldFan» Quote comment
Will his bodyguard be scanning people at the door or will he be in cased in a bulletproof segway?
rocker182» Quote comment
It’s amazing that everytime Leo has mentioned the meetup, he says Lisa will also be there.
Like who gives a fuck? He thinks Lisa has fans or something. The only fans she has are the ones she uses to keep her vag from molding over.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Or hes sending the message to his mistresses over here in nyc to stay away for this one
rocker182» Quote comment
Well I am a powerful CEO.
Lisa’s Cunt» Quote comment
Yeah, no.
She’s like the most lowbrow CEO of all time, degree from correspondence shit hole and runs a small company with gross income less than 10 million… and then only because she’s willing to tolerate disgusting pervert Leo.
We see right through her, it’s kind of sad that we see her more for who she is than Lisa herself does.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
+1
ImAFan» Quote comment
+2
NormansThirdNipple» Quote comment
And here we have it. A fine example of the classless waste of time that populates this site.
Binhex» Quote comment
classless waste= Binhex!
Doug Felazsco» Quote comment
I would like to be there so much. I hope you all will have a great afternoon! <3
Don't forget to post pictures
Gsef» Quote comment
Response to “John” “Exactly where is Dick? “Hasn’t he been invited?”
John
, sad part Leo LaCunt didn’t invite Dick, Leo LaCunt didn’t even think about Dickie D until Dick asked Leo if he could come ,
WTF??Dick had to invite himself by begging Leo if he could come to the meetup during last Sat TTG show..
Leo your an asshole, you use folks for years to gain you fame and fortune and then you discard them like trash
when you get tired of them,
no fucking loyalty , you spineless piece of trash
Karma is a bitch , a bitch in the form of CE Ho, she will sack your fat ass soon
Sad to see Dickie Dee ask Leo if he can come,
OhNoYetAnotherTroll» Quote comment
TY… I’m sad , Dick is a decent person.
John» Quote comment
Mr. DeBartolo has been a paragon of human decency throughout Mr. Laporte’s long reign of incivility. He is also awash with talent and possessed by great, good humor.
Just carin’ and best regards
freheel» Quote comment
Why? Leo has to ask me if he can cum too.
Lisa’s Cunt» Quote comment
I hope someone Meerkat the event so that we can have live coverage here
Egger» Quote comment
Who the fuck still uses Meerkat?
…other than Jeff Needles?
Noodles» Quote comment
Well, this is the first time I think it would make sense .
Egger» Quote comment
Even Nora Segura the cumbucket has given up Meerkat!
Doug Felazsco» Quote comment
I think this meetup was put together in order that Leo and Lisa can tell Paul and Mary Jo, in person, that WW is going audio only ala SN.
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
Ken, I don’t think that’s their style. Look at how many times they’ve fired someone in email or waiting till Snubbs goes on her honeymoon to tell her the news, that sort of thing.
Esch» Quote comment
I wonder, since the Mashable offices are nearby, if the lovely, doe-eyed Christina Warren will make an appearance?
Holden» Quote comment
No. She makes my maniacally crossed dead fish eyes really stand out.
Lisa’s Cunt» Quote comment
Hahahaha.
This site is swell.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Soon all programming except the Live Coverage will be audio only, much easier to keep Leo on a leash, notice that on TTG, they don’t turn on Leo’s mic unless he’s sitting down, no more studio chatter. Only when his fat ass was late did the mic come up, it was the only way to communicate to Burbank that Leo’s fat ass was late. BTW, just wondering if Abby’s driving privileges have been restored??
John» Quote comment
I checked Rattle and Hum’s online menu and was disappointed that they don’t have Spotted Dick. It would be fun to see HW going around with a tray offering people some so they can “Eat a Dick”
J29Sailor» Quote comment
https://igcdn-photos-h-a.akamaihd.net//hphotos-ak-xfa1//t51.2885-19//11263334_1630359107175599_1503446789_a.jpg
It’s a secret, really.
YouGuiseAreMeenies» Quote comment
She is an ugly cunt.
Bangs on a grown women? Looks like an aged high school kid.
Ex-Fan» Quote comment
Be disgusted.
https://instagram.com/p/7O09jgusT7/?taken-by=ms_laporte
“ms_laporte: My husband spoils me and I like it! #princess”
Drinking the profits? Living like Trump?
YouGuiseAreMeenies» Quote comment
It’s strange. It’s like she didn’t have a life before sinking her claws into him. All her accounts are some variation of Laporte. Was she a retard that didn’t know how to use social media?
oinkers» Quote comment
She had a life. Just not much of one before moving into the big house.
Harkonnen Mentat» Quote comment
The LaCunts revealed recently that they ‘pocket’ 2 million a year from TWiT. That buys a lot of nice French wine – a pity they have no taste. A Sauternes? Really?
Ex-Fan» Quote comment
I love this notion that helloworld thinks he can be more entertaining than Leo. It might be the funniest thing he’s written. I hope you guys post pics of both gatherings. They will speak for themselves.
Fauxjournalist» Quote comment
It’s funny because it’s true.
Gsef» Quote comment
Leo? Leo?
Is that you?
Ex-Fan» Quote comment
I’m sure Leo will be uncomfortable, going through a entire event never knowing who is sitting next to you, standing behind you,
or shaking your hand only to wish you success and good health.
I hope TD is selling to shirts.
Harkonnen Mentat» Quote comment
LOL. My thoughts exactly. It might as well be a $10 White Zinfandel
OKay seriously. I might wear a Team TD.net shirt. i’d pay up to $20 for decent quality
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
Beware, Leo is predicting thousands to be in attendance!
Augustmoon» Quote comment
What if nobody came? Like that time they had no one in the live studio audience for The New Screen Savers.
Anonymous» Quote comment
Or three.
loquacious» Quote comment
You’re going to be photographed.
Fauxjournalist» Quote comment
People are photographed all the time. That is why they make cameras. Everyone there will want to get a celeb pic with HW.
Harkonnen Mentat» Quote comment
Yeah right. I’m looking forward to the pics. If it’s no big deal, post them here.
Fauxjournalist» Quote comment
I hope I can give HelloWorld a quick blowjob when I get there!
No worries if you’re gay – just pretend I’m a guy ^_^ I know l’ve said some mean things to you in the past but now I’ve seen the light. Leo is a piece of shit!. Anyway, see you there, baby!
Molly» Quote comment
Fuck you asshole. Quit impersonating me.
MollyFa» Quote comment
Why are you impersonating the real Molly? The real Molly is on Team Hello World.
Holden» Quote comment
Where’s the real Molly? If she’s a girl, I need to get laid.
loquacious» Quote comment
Fat chance, weirdo. Go ask Lisa though – I’m sure she’ll give you a ride on her swing. *barf*
MollyFa» Quote comment
Thanks, Molly! We knew you’d come around!
Holden» Quote comment
Molly’s a bitch. All I did was offer my dick to suck because Leo was busy eating.
No gratitude to the powerful CEO.
Lisa’s Cunt» Quote comment
I’m sure Leo eats your dick cheese on toast as a spread, right Lisa?
MollyFa» Quote comment
And I’m not sharing.
Lisa’s Cunt» Quote comment
Thank you, Holden! I just couldn’t resist joining you guys! That HelloWorld gets me so wet!
MollyFa» Quote comment
I can’t make it. Would have loved to go to a few strip clubs with my pal Leo. Hope. He at lease gets some fresh Young meat since Lisa isn’t going. Those were the days when we all dropped acid and took turns fucking Sarah.
Kevin R» Quote comment
TYFYC disgruntled twitizen.
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
Anyone get an email from TWiT about the meetup incentive program? Five downloads gets a BJ from Ho. Twenty gets a vag fuck. Fifty is anal. A hundred gets a Father Fatty dick rub for your kid. His or the child. Parents choice.
oinkers» Quote comment
You write like it’s wrong. Cheap wine and being at the center of a circle jerk. Now that’s a meetup.
Lisa’s Cunt» Quote comment
I hope abby shows up I want to tap that ass agine just need some good drugs for her.
Kevin R» Quote comment
Hey TD staff
You need to create a video of Sundays THis week in tech, what a fucking mess and snore feast, there’s so many snarky and arrogant comments
First Leo disgraces his staff on air for not shipping microphones out to the guest hosts,
Next Leo insults his guest hosts for not being “with it” and no tech enough to be on his show.
Then he asks the female guest if she was laying naked in a garden patch
Etc etc etc
Please TD create a video
It will be funny to watch and comment on
OhNoYetAnotherTroll» Quote comment
Soo was Xeni Jardin high?
As an avid drug user myself, she seemed really high.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
She definitely seemed to be. Like that fraud “Jolie O’Brien,” Xeni Jardin is a fake name, too. I couldn’t stand her. Annoyingly dull and smug.
Holden» Quote comment
Jolie isn’t high, poor thing is damaged goods. :/
Unlike Jolie, I think Xeni is her real name, I think her parents are some kind of hippies.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Jimmy: Check her Wikipedia.
Holden» Quote comment
Any chance to be able to watch/download that TWiT episode from a 3rd party server? Would hate to add any ‘clicks’ to their revenue.
Thanks!
‘4 Months TWiT Free’
twitfree» Quote comment
YouTube.
They can’t monetize their YT for shit. It’s actually TWiT’s biggest failure. People make tons of money doing shitty videos on YouTube and these fuckers get almost nothing.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Anyone notice that Jason (number 2 )
“fendone” has filled in for Jason Howell 3-4 times the past few months on Sundays Twit?
Remember when Leo LaCunt fired OMGChad claiming he needed Chads 100% focus to TD all of Leo’s important shows?
I can’t remember but one time Chad didn’t run the TD board on a Sunday for Leo LaCunt in a year, yet J H missed 3-4 shows the past 6 months
Hummmm
Makes you think
Does this mean Leo was lying about Chad not focusing enough or does it mean Jason number two is now sucking fat Leo LaCunts twig & berries
OhNoYetAnotherTroll» Quote comment
Jason has two young daughters and probably asked for the time off since its Labor Day weekend.
MollyFa» Quote comment
MollyFa : No one cares how many kids Jason’s wife shit out!! Move along…
Holden» Quote comment
Jason is S dirty scuzzy slime with bad teeth and poor hygiene same for his ugly wife
Kevin R» Quote comment
MollyFA, she’s an old shriveled up lady with no life. Fuck her!
Holden» Quote comment
Jason’s ugly as hell with big ears. I’m sure his wife is a prize as well.
Holden» Quote comment
Kevin R, if we were to meet, I would pound you back into the kitty litter pan you were shit into. Jason is a good person trapped in hell.
loquacious» Quote comment
Fucking his creepy kids who cares..
Kevin R» Quote comment
Yup your right Molly, I wondered the same when Jason Howell was announced as Leo’s top TD what about the kids when the weekend arrives and daddy has to work? Right now it’s ok because the Jason H
Kids aren’t in school yet, but in a year or two they will
OhNoYetAnotherTroll» Quote comment
As the meetup approaches, let’s think about what helloworld is doing. He’s saying come to the meetup, that he’ll be there. Maybe a few from the TD audience actually show up sporting TD colors. Maybe a few stick their nose into Leo’s meetup and make an ass of themselves. Maybe helloworld never shows up, because he had no intention of being so foolish. Maybe the TD people find out Leo Is more a man of his word. Maybe helloworld’s playing people bites him in the ass as the TD Fans he played have enough of him. Maybe more people see him for who he is, a coward who has no intention of crashing someone else’s party but baits others to do it for him.
Fauxjournalist» Quote comment
Eat a big, fat, spotted dick.
Ex-Fan» Quote comment
^^^
Obv. the Mrs.
Doesn’t she have to pack her steamer trunk or go have her roots touched up?
NativeInExile» Quote comment
duder, that whole rant has a tinge of gayness to it. it makes me think that you might like to chase leo down in a crowd of people and EAT A DICK!!!!
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
Go fuck yourself, Fauxjournalist! You big pussy bitch motherfucker!
MollyFa» Quote comment
I doubt I’ll see pics. Cuz it ain’t happening.
Fauxjournalist» Quote comment
There’s something wrong with you, you should talk to someone about it before it gets worse.
The Patrick Klepto» Quote comment
your mother sucks cocks in hell.
joe is a scriptkiddie» Quote comment
Fauxjournalist
You really sound like that
Fat Fuck Leo LaCunt
Guess Fat Fuck is creeping in here again with yet another alias
Fuck Off Leo
While your out east stop by your friend Bill Cosby’s house and get caught up on new methods of abusing women
Asshole
OhNoYetAnotherTroll» Quote comment
Nash. LaPorke can’t string together that many words without belching or slurping. Betcha it’s LisaLaCunt.
BTW, at Lisa LaCunt’s age, it’s known as bangs or Botox. My hunch, based on her high mileage, both.
NativeInExile» Quote comment
Infection risks associated with heterosexual oral sex for men is way too high of a risk. Oro-anal sex – often referred to as ‘rimming’ – is stimulation of the partner’s anus with tongue or lips…is just plain crazy and really gross.
Steve James» Quote comment
Frickin auto correct!
Nash shouldda read Naaah.
Betcha within a year, the only thing that hasn’t burnt to the ground is The Tech Guy Show.
That is unless LaPorke finds a way to create a 501C3. Yup, The TWiT Foundation for Wayward Talent and Children.
NativeInExile» Quote comment
I won’t be able to make it : (
Would love to have met the fans but work is busy.
Richard Yes» Quote comment
Richard your broke you can’t go.
Kevin R» Quote comment
Yup it’s Fat Fuck Leo LeCunt stuffing his fat face in between WW and SN, as the TD cut from Twit bits and we see Leo stuffing his fat face he asks his TD ” was that all we had ” regarding the length of the ferret guys Twit Bit.
Guessing he was hoping to keep stuffing his fat ass with food instead of getting caught on camera again
It was priceless when Dr.Mom called him out on his choice of food again
He replied ” I have a problem eating the healthy foods choices”
( quotes may not be exact )
Lol
To bad Fat fucking LeCunt doesnt have to pay for his extra airfare due to his body weight on his flight to the “Big Apple” I hear they’re starting that on different airlines
Asshole
OhNoYetAnotherTroll» Quote comment
Fuck Dr. Mom too, what an annoying fucking fan girl
How does she have time to practice medicine, be a mom, cook delicious Jewish meals, recover from cancer AND always always always watch live and be in the IRC (and Gizwiz chat too)?
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Good question her fat ass probably can’t answer. Her giving Leo dietary advice is hilarious.
loquacious» Quote comment
Jimmy
Your right, I’ve wondered that myself with Dr.Mom
she’s in chat almost 24/7
talk about a stalker
wonder if she was included when Leo said the chatroom users have no life
Lol
What a bunch of fucks
OhNoYetAnotherTroll» Quote comment
Another sexist comment about a woman. You’re a bunch of sexist trolls.
MollyFa» Quote comment
MollyFA, she’s an old shriveled up lady with no life. Fuck her!
Holden» Quote comment
Molly, cunt, you’re trolling us here. Now go jerk off over #soup with a cucumber because you’re probably still a virgin at 53.
Holden» Quote comment
You must be really stupid. How is it sexist to say someone is annoying? I would have said the exact same thing if she was Dr. Dad.
Too much of anything is bad, and she clearly spends way too much time on IRC talking to the hosts.
Remember when her disembodied head appeared on that iPad on wheels thing? LMAO.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Yeah Molly, go eat a dick – perferably my wife’s. Goddamn my sycophant fans are so fucking stupid.
TheRealLeoLaporte» Quote comment
MollyFa
I never bashed Dr, Mom, just mentioned she called out fat fuck for not eating the proper foods
And chimed in because Leo mentioned all chatroom members needed to get a life, wondered if he included Dr.Mom
And I don’t care if your a male or female, if your responding to fat fuck Leo every podcast shot via the chatroom 24/7 etc
Then you maybe a stalker
Period
No sexist remark here
OhNoYetAnotherTroll» Quote comment
Maybe Molly = Dr. Mom? :O
UnixAssassin» Quote comment
I’m not that old hag! I’m much prettier and sweetier than that fucking cat lady.
MollyFa» Quote comment
I’m a big fat fucking cunt!
MollyFa» Quote comment
You’re a sexist pig. I hope you die in a house fire.
MollyFa» Quote comment
Stop impersonating me! You guys are such losers! Get a life!
MollyFa» Quote comment
Stop impersonating me! You guys are such losers! Get a life!
MollyFa» Quote comment
molly is probably joe.
joe is a scriptkiddie» Quote comment
duuuurrrrpppp
Joe» Quote comment
This has been the last article for about a week. A very bad article with no point to it. Nothing else has been posted lol.
Joe» Quote comment
So? It’s not the number of posts that counts, as long as someone is keeping an eye on those turds L&L. Plus it has 100+ comments at least, tells you were the old TWiT fans heads are at.
Don’t forget Monday was a public holiday so the Shithouse was closed.
Now, kindly go eat a phallus. You’re not even funny like Molly.
lol
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
hey molly/joe, still sucking leo’s dick?
are you going to the twit meetup to buy him dinner while he rams you from behind?
joe is a scriptkiddie» Quote comment
Go fuck yourself, Joe! Eat a big cock!
MollyFa» Quote comment
Aww, guys, I’ve been teasing you all along! I really hate Leo., his dumb wife. I DESPISE Megan ‘Eyebrows’ Morrone, that old hag Dr.Mom and really hate fucking Jason, his ugly wife and their two crotch droppings.
And I have huge crushes on Hello World and Richard Yea, those strong hunks!#! I dream of them every night.
Go Total Drama!!!!
MollyFA» Quote comment
You fail at sarcasm. Fuck you!
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
MollyFa – Like Jimmy says, your sarcasm sucks. Try again .
holden» Quote comment
What a TD fingerless I am!
MollyFa» Quote comment
You are awesome at it. They just don’t like that LEO is awesome!
Joe» Quote comment
…and may I add – Leo’s dick cheese is so yummy!
Joe» Quote comment
The meeting has been underway for an hour at least. Where is the report and photos???
The Peacekeeper» Quote comment
I’m at the event right now! HelloWorld is so awesome! He let me feel his rock-hard abs! He’s so cute, funny, and entertaining – and this is coming from a straight guy!
UnixAssassin» Quote comment
TYFYC UnixAssassin. Pls pnch HelloWorld’s ass for me.
Ken Sintek» Quote comment