There comes a time in a boy’s life when he must decide whether to graduate to becoming a man, or remain trapped in the past. The editorial board at TotalDrama has convened to discuss the matter of Chad “OMG” Johnson, finding himself in the adorable position of being halfway between man and boy.
But it remains unclear whether Chad has been able to move on from his tenure at TWiT. After getting so brutally and heartlessly maligned and abandoned by the soulless duo of Leo ‘n’ Lisa, TWiT watchers were aghast that Chad didn’t just pack up and leave Petaluma.
So it is in the spirit of generosity and friendship that a secret team operating inside TotalDrama HQ has voted to pimp Chad’s Patreon account one more time to give the little cutie a fighting chance at happiness.
Contribute to “…a guy who makes stuff on the internet” whose next project is “Whatever comes next”?? No thanks.
I know they did him wrong at TWiT, but I’d be pretty embarrassed to be asking for charity like that. Grow up, dude, and if you can’t afford to live in California (where “I can pay my rent” is actually one of your milestone goals)…move somewhere you can afford and start knocking on some doors, virtual and otherwise.
Pibb» Quote comment
I second Pibb’s comment. This Patreon ask by Chad looks more like a try for online Welfare entitlement payments rather than a genuine attempt at creating something worthwhile.
Marcus» Quote comment
What did you contribute….$1?
Marcus» Quote comment
Sorry, have to agree with Pibb. This isn’t a charity case, it’s just a case of a guy who wants to do ‘internet’ stuff (but doesn’t know what that is) and is asking for handouts so he can live the dream. This would be like all the L.A. actors asking for handouts until they make it big vs. getting a food services job like thousands of them do. My advice is for Chad to update the resume and get out there and find a paying gig and do the fun stuff on the side until he figure out if he can live off it. I give to charity – this isn’t one.
crappypappy» Quote comment
My advice to Chad is grow a set of balls a tell soup to stick his tricaster up his ass. Get a job=Get a life.
woz» Quote comment
What’s truly embarrassing here is that OMGChad, who is doing nothing more than asking for people to pay him to subsidize his living expenses, has contributions double (nearly $1200) than the per episode commitments to What The Tech (nearly $600) which is an actual show with real expenses and is actually providing contributors with something in return.
Marcus» Quote comment
Hopefully he is just waiting for his lease to end and then he can move out of there.
Jeremy» Quote comment
I’ve always had a crush on Chad. He’s delicious.
Even though he wears those ridiculous skinny jeans.
DoctorMom» Quote comment
Patreon is just Hipster Welfare.
Maybe if he had an actual product it would be worth it, but he’s getting on the special snowflake give me monies for “internets stuff xd” train so stuff that.
Pete» Quote comment
I just want to tear Chad’s jeans off.
Run my lips and mouth up his legs, pleasuring him hard.
Suck his cock all wet and hard and make him CUM in pleasure.
Sera Leyne» Quote comment