Mike Elgan, Internet fib-teller extraordinaire (remember Dubstep?), can’t seem to wrap his mind around answering a simple question from Megan Morrone without being tied in knots with his falsehoods. Watch for yourself and see if you don’t think that Elgum either is blatantly making shit up, or doesn’t have a clue as to what “cord-cutting” really is. Shameful. Fire this douche now!
Mike can’t even stop to think about what the question was. He’s so eager to progress onto making his point.
skilost» Quote comment
Geez. He’s yammering and ad-libbing and making things up as he goes along like a kid would. And this was a gem:
Are you a cord cutter?
Yes.
Do you have cable?
Yes.
Hey doofus, cord-cutting refers to cable!! That’s the cord you are cutting.
The Wandering Jew» Quote comment
I don’t think the video does it justice. I think you have to read it transcribed:
“It might be because I mean AMC you know this is one of those things where you have to have AM AMC so how do you get A A AMC right so this is a this is now they offer this it sling I think becomes a much now that you can buy it, you can get it uh it becomes much more attractive I mean you have to watch um isn’t um isn’t The Walking Dead on AMC as well?”
Or, in the word of someone who knows how to speak, “maybe, yes.”
evilpants» Quote comment
LOL, thanks for that!
NormansThirdNipple» Quote comment
Good job evilpants. It does look even more dumb in text form.
unconfirmed report from an unreliable source» Quote comment
Oh Mike, Even i know what cord cutting is. When you want to shorten a cord because it’s too long, You cut it.
krystina» Quote comment