After a marathon meeting of the #TotalDrama editorial board, we were finally able to narrow down our Top Five Predictions for 2015:
- Leo will be found face-down in the Japanese soaking tub by a stone-faced Lisa.*
- Sarah Lane will finally quit and start her own Patreon.
- Chad will continue to appear at the Twit Shithouse—even though he got fired.
- Padre will be discovered in a locked van down by the Petaluma Harbor with powdered sugar on his fingers and male porn mags inside of a dirty backpack.
- The #twitlive chat mods will continue being incredible dicks.
*It’s always the “wife.”
The fake priest fat ass will also have a dildo up his ass.
Mike Jizzum will be arrested for child abuse
Sarah will be hooked on heroin
Chad will be homeless, more than now
Leo will end up in a mental institution
The dog will be infected with yeast from licking Kuntzsmells infected cunt
Abby and Harry have a baby
Brian B» Quote comment
The visuals I have now…..hahahahaha….nasty dude – congrats.
Scott» Quote comment
2 & 5 are a lock.
CW» Quote comment
And #2 just happened. Not quite a Patreon, but close.
Sarah Lane Fan» Quote comment