As the cost-cutting bloodbath continues unabated at TWiT HQ, Leo ‘n’ Lisa have decided to announce the launch of yet another TWiT show. “We’ve decided that technology will take a back seat to more human needs,” said CEHo Lisa Kentzell. “Instead of hiring a competent African-American female host, we’ve decided to go in another direction and focus more on how robots are actually not that different from us.” Another benefit, besides the robot toilet being white, is that the Megatron Bowel Blaster 3000 will be required to work late on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
The name for the new show has yet to be determined, but inside sources say that Leo is close to squeezing out the final choice this weekend. #TotalDrama is confirming, however, that the first guest on the robot’s new show will be Mike Elgum.
Hopefully the toilet is not bored from Lgum and walks out, oh wait, the toilet doesn’t have legs and can’t walk away. Maybe Lisa is a good CEhO after all.
Richard Yes» Quote comment
You know, sometimes you have to hand it to her. She does know how to “take care of business,” so to speak.
HelloWorld» Quote comment
This is another example of how TWiT is flushing its money down the sewer, and imposing a load of sh!t on its loyal viewing public.
It is also clear that they are keeping up to their name of the “comfort station.” Perhaps their “studio” should no longer be call the “Brick House” and should instead be renamed The Outhouse on account to the crap they are now podcasting.
DB09» Quote comment
When they get that toilet sentient will it refuse to accept the donations from Len’n’Lisa?
skieast» Quote comment
http://www.fastcompany.com/3004599/stephen-hawking-joins-anti-robot-apocalypse-think-tank
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