Megan Morrone has now put to rest all rumors about her genus and species. She vehemently denied she’s a monkey on Tech News Today, even though she paws at iPads with way too much pressure like a confused monkey.

Below you can see a comparison between our possibly-racist co-host Megan and her distant simian evolutionary cousin.

Side note: Nathan Olivarez-Giles, reporter for the Wall Street Journal, isn’t a very good journalist if he doesn’t know the copyright rests with the photographer, not the owner of the equipment. That was the entire point of the news story. Idiot.

Oddly, one of Megan’s fans from iOS Today drew her as either a monkey or as a — how do we put this? — challenged person. Leo doesn’t fare much better in this artist’s rendering.

Finally, we have a shot of Megan’s arm: