Rachel Metz has got to be putting us on, right?

UPDATE: It seems that quite a large a number of idiots read this blog who don’t grasp what the point of many of these posts are. So pay attention. And if you need to…read…this..slowly…

Rachel is wearing gigantic, white hipster glasses. Rachel wears these gigantic, white hipster glasses so we pay attention to her face. We look at her face and see those gigantic, white hipster glasses. We also see other things. These “other things” make our brains go, “What the fuck? You’ve got to be kidding me with this shit.” And boom! The blog post practically writes itself. If Rachel didn’t want us looking at her face, she wouldn’t wear those gigantic, white hipster glasses. Get it?