TotalDrama readers are really hitting the “Feedback & Tips” button hard (available to you 24/7 on the right side of the screen). And we thank you for that. For without our loyal hate-watching hordes we simply would not be able to continue publishing The Truth.

But sometimes, something so repulsive and vile gets thrown into the tip bin that cannot be ignored. Unfortunately, this is one of those times. After a late-night emergency session of the TotalDrama editorial board, we have determined that this must be a photo of Leo after a visit to his Japanese soaking tub that he recently had installed in his front yard.

We only share this image with you now, so that you may protect your children’s eyes and their innocent spirits. If this image of Leo Laporte were to be seen without proper supervision there’s no telling how many mental facilities would need to be constructed to house the deranged. And don’t even try to guess where Leo’s left hand is. We really don’t have enough puke buckets to go around.