TotalDrama is not usually in the predictions business, but we are now prepared to say that Leo Laporte will shell out the big bucks for the most expensive version of the Apple Watch. The gold version is just too tantalizing to Leo.

TWiT staff will be required to show the insides of their backpacks and turn their pockets inside out upon leaving the Shithouse—just to make sure they didn’t swipe his precious bauble.