![We know you have a fat head and a double chin.](https://totaldrama.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/doublechin-300x173.jpg)
So hiding your double chin under the lower third is not a valid way of escaping the reality of your fat head, Lindsey Turrentine. We’re on to what you’re trying to do, and it’s not working. Hit the treadmill in the new year, thanks!
One-time interesting person Leo Laporte shares his secret reason for being a fathead: He thinks it hides the fact that his face is sliding off.
Watch as “iPad Today” co-host Sarah Lane doesn’t move a muscle as Laporte expounds on his pounds.