We here at #TotalDrama are family-friendly, just like Leo Laporte’s TWiT network. So in the spirit of restrained elegance, we will not be mentioning the following terms and topics (unless necessary to report the news, or just to be funny, or if we just plain want to):

• Lisa’s dirty pussy
• Lisa’s loose cunt
• Leo’s gaping hole
• Padre’s flabby-titted lady chest
• Chad’s clown-blood-red hair
• The “Jizz” Whiz
• The #twitlive mods’ tiny cocks
• Cheap Petaluma whores
• #HotSoup
• Joe Panettieri’s crazy prison pussy
• And finally, anything related to Jeff Jarvis

Thanks!