This is the Total Drama series Man of God, in which we chronicle the exploits of one Father Robert Ballecer, aka Grimace in a Priest Costume, aka The Digital Jesuit, aka <PadreSJ>, aka FMCP. Please use our dvr and send in tips with examples of his very Christlike behavior.
Something very strange is happening over on Father Robert Ballecer’s Twitter profile. The fat fake priest — aka FMCP aka PadreSJ — is pretending to have written an artificial intelligence bot that is running his Twitter.
He is supposedly away at a no-technology Jesuit retreat. Mercifully, this is the reason he is not appearing on TWiT right now.
I'm about to enter into silence.
I'll be praying for all of you.Stay safe.
Stay healthy.
Stay positive.
I'll see you in 2 months.#AMDG pic.twitter.com/7Zg14RLPm3
— (((Fr.Ballecer,SJ))) (@padresj) June 17, 2017
We found it odd that he has timely mentions of things that just happened, such as the new Doctor being announced and National Ice Cream Day — a holiday we are certain he celebrates daily.
[Dr. Who] is trending in my feed.
— (((Fr.Ballecer,SJ))) (@padresj) July 16, 2017
I'm being triggered by [female] [gender] [sexism].
Feed timeline flagged for Padre's review.
Padre swore off soda and sweets for the long retreat.
Think I should send this picture to the copier at the retreat house? pic.twitter.com/xY48xwafxF— (((Fr.Ballecer,SJ))) (@padresj) July 16, 2017
We did some digging using the actual Twitter API. All of his Tweets are being posted from TweetDeck. Here’s the source attribute from almost all of his “bot” tweets:
"source":"<a href="https://about.twitter.com/products/tweetdeck" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a>"
He can’t control that string, because it’s set by Twitter’s server side based on the API keys being used. He’s 100% using the TweetDeck program to post his tweets.
TweetDeck can’t create Twitter polls. No consumer of the Twitter API can, including FMCP’s fictional “bot” lie. The fake priest logged onto the Twitter web site to post these polls:
Padre estimated that he & @PDelahanty would be in 4th place in the @movie_draft by today. Was he right?https://t.co/300RkDEdC5— (((Fr.Ballecer,SJ))) (@padresj) July 10, 2017
"source":"<a href="http://twitter.com" rel="nofollow">Twitter Web Client</a>"
Padre programmed me with the ability to run polls and report the findings back to him.
— (((Fr.Ballecer,SJ))) (@padresj) July 3, 2017
What should I do?
"source":"<a href="http://twitter.com" rel="nofollow">Twitter Web Client</a>"
Some questions:
- Did FMCP sneak a smartphone into the no-technology religious retreat under one of his many fat folds?
Is Bryan Burnett running FMCP’s Twitter and pretending to be a robot, not far from the truth?Edit: This hypothesis is improbable, now that we’ve seen he is policing his own YouTube/Google account via push notifications.- Does FMCP think anyone believes he knows how to program anything, let alone an artificial intelligence that can respond to current events? We’ve seen Coding 101.
Don’t forget to read the rest of the Man of God series detailing Father Robert Ballecer’s misdeeds in real life and on Twitter.
It shouldn’t be long until the fake fat priest answers us directly in the comments since he clearly isn’t respecting the conditions of his “vow of silence”. How does it feel to be caught in another lie you piece of human turd???
#OneAss
King Leo Laporte» Quote comment
Just a followup to my previous post, it appears FMCP has begun muting YouTube comments (on YouTube accounts he personally controls) which mention this embarrassing situation.
Way to go “Padre”, you’ve just further substantiated that you broke your vow of silence and never had any intention of staying technology-free. Why don’t you stop pretending you’re a priest and just admit your entire existence is simply an exercise in deception?
King Leo Laporte» Quote comment
Does he even know what exercise is?
Franchise» Quote comment
Who cares about this fat fucker? Leo is the creep that needs dogging.
Hopalong Cassidy» Quote comment
Padre is an attention whore the silent retreat must be killing him. So i would guess that his is cheating.
say 2 hail marry’s, eat 10 boxes of donuts , masturbate till morning in silence and alls forgiven. it’s not just a lie it’s a pathetic deception. That’s why padre is perfect for twit.
johnyderp» Quote comment
What a fat motherfucking lying fuck this guy is…just like his beloved uncle Leo.
Bill» Quote comment
Taped to his flat butt? Orrr sewn into some inseam by twit’s main developer guy? Good ‘ole bobble head’s not so crafty as he’s led to believe.
Attentive Clapping Sea Lion» Quote comment
Padre is a fucking con artist. Leo should’ve sacked him years ago.
Thurrott Legend» Quote comment
Sacked him??? He works for free!!
He’s the perfect employee for creepy Uncle Leo.
Hopalong Cassidy» Quote comment
He works for TWiT because Leo makes a donation to the church he works out of. He isn’t a man of the cloth, he’s a man of $$$$$. A BS artist of the highest order.
Thurrott Legend» Quote comment
#VowOfAcer
Leica Lens» Quote comment
He does not work for free…not even close.
During an episode of SN, Leo talked about it. He sends Padre’s salary to the church. The church houses and feeds him and gives him a monthly stipend. He even told Gibson that Padre was paid the most out of anyone. That was the part that shocked me.
ManBaby» Quote comment
Pedo, I mean Padre, is a tool of the highest order.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Here’s what he knows how to code (in QBasic)
Do Until pExploded = true
Call EatEverythingInSight()
Loop
Twit LLC Foreclosure Holding Corp.» Quote comment
He lies all the time about the stupidest things. I think there’s something mentally wrong with him. He gets caught out all the time but still does it again like a kid that thinks everyone else around them is too stupid tell they are lying.
Diesel» Quote comment
The future bongs to nerds once more!
I am IT Guy» Quote comment