If you all wanted a quick laugh (to take your mind off the grueling schedule of hate-watching the complete turd festival that TWiT has devolved into), head on over to bing.com and type in “Lisa Kentzell” and wait for the autocomplete. What you’ll see may or may not be a surprise depending on your level of loathing for the short-banged, hatchet-faced cunt known as the gold-digger-in-chief, Lisa Laporte.
But who are we to argue with the wisdom of the crowd? Plenty of people are indeed searching for the term “Lisa Kentzell is ruining TWiT” to make it show up so high in legitimate search results. We at Total Drama pride ourselves on our power to effect change, but even the most hardcore TWiT sycophant has to admit that we are not able to game the system to this extent. The truth is in the data.
As always, thanks to one of our loyal readers for submitting this in our feedback link. You can join us in our chat room at any time to talk about #Soup and TWiT’s failings.
Do the same with ‘Leo Laporte’
“leo laporte scandal” is trending.
YouGuiseAreMeenies» Quote comment
What kind of loser uses bing?
FYI bing BLOWS.
JungleBunnyJim» Quote comment
The suggestions seems spot on at least…
Ffhhg» Quote comment
funny, when I enter her name, only a single suggestion appears in the drop list….’lisa kentzell ruining twit…..there are no other suggestions. I must get the refined suggestion list.
Marcus» Quote comment
Nice try. You’re not going to trick me into going to Bing.
Fauxjournalist» Quote comment
Dumb article. do you have nothing better to do then go to search engines and type their names in? Yes, I already do eat wee wee
joe is a scriptkiddie» Quote comment
Eat a dick™
joe is a scriptkiddie is a scriptkiddle» Quote comment
In case you didn’t read my message, I already do. I know you are Joe, why are you copying me?
Jorge» Quote comment
Both of you ate enough dicks already. You can wear skirts and lick each other while I shoot up my semen up your asses.
Fuck you,
joe is a scriptkiddie
joe is a scriptkiddie» Quote comment
I actually would like that very much. I have a fetish for men in girly skirts.
LeoTheCuckold» Quote comment
“not that there is anything wrong with that”
Doug Felazsco» Quote comment
Filler article. You can do better.
Fr. Bobert Ballsac, BJ» Quote comment
Then submit something into the Feed Tips link. Do your part, you pedo clown priest!
FMCPedo» Quote comment
What I love more is that THIS is the first pic that shows up for her on Google:
https://totaldrama.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/lisak-225×300.jpg
Love ya TD.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
LMFAO.
TYFYC TD.net !!!!
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
All juice, no seeds.
TYFYC!
NativeInExile» Quote comment
It’s the fourth search item in Bing autocomplete when you search her maiden name. LOL
Soupslurper» Quote comment
lol it lists here on bing.com for first result Lisa Kentzell – CEO/CFO/CONTROLLER spot on bing spot on
haha» Quote comment
BING should have the Dick Pic when you search for Leo Laporte.
Soupslurper» Quote comment
It’s not a resume high point for her next marriage.
Harkonnen Mentat» Quote comment
Marcus agrees: HelloWorld ruined Total Drama.
I know HelloWorld didn’t write this post, but the point still stands.
Marcus» Quote comment
Marcus, for the fourth muthafuckin’ time, go eat a dick™. Never bad mouth the sexy HelloWorld again, please.
TotalDramaReader» Quote comment
And for the fourth muthafuckin time, please take HelloWorld’s out of your mouth.
Marcus» Quote comment
Considering the overwhelming vitriol against him I’m surprised they still let HelloWorld post. I guess they’re too scared to block his posting access or at least moderate it.
Cup O’ Needles» Quote comment
Eat A Dick.
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
#OneAss
Ahmed» Quote comment
I only get 1 result which is Lisa Kentzell Bullshitter
Chewie» Quote comment
HA! Now, check google!
TboneGreen» Quote comment
durp – nevermind…
TboneGreen» Quote comment
Can you blame Leo? I’d flush my life’s work down the toilet too if I got a whiff of Lisa. That’s a woman who knows what she’s doing and what she wants! Simply irresistible!
Baba Booey» Quote comment
Nice posting. Being for the most part a Google addict it’s enlightening to see Bing does have some redeeming qualities to it. Soon we should be reading about Leo and his media spin machine doing its usual bizarre misdirection of reality — just like TD can magically re-purpose Photoshop from editing images to tweaking things like his weenie video, maybe this time he’ll be accusing you of using a word processor to manipulate Bing auto-completion results.
thoughtpolyp» Quote comment
Lisa is such a fuckin’ cunt. Not only has she ruined TWiT, she also ruined my eyeballs due to me having to clean them with bleach after looking at her hideous horse face.
TheTruth» Quote comment
What an asshole! Lisa is dynamite! A MILF like her should be flaunting herself all over the brick house. I imagine all of the male employees want a taste.
Lou» Quote comment
Bring back Alta Vista.
UmBongo» Quote comment