NEWS FLASH, JASON HINER: You are balding. Accept it. Stop wearing a hat indoors to appear on a broadcast. You looked like a crazy person on the latest “This Week in Tech.”
We know what you have under that hat, and it’s not a lot of brains—it’s a lot of bald.
UPDATE: For the first time in a long, long while somebody with a sense of humor responds to these comedy posts.
Jason Hiner says: “LOL. I’m at work and the heat gets automatically reduced on the weekends. Yes, I shave my head and it gets cold in here!!”