Tonya Hall, a.k.a. “Two Ton Tonya,” is thinking of opening up a chain of Petaluma-based donut shops. The rotund host is mulling various names, including:
- Two Ton Tonya’s Tasty Treats
- Tonya’s Dirty Donut Hole
- Hot ‘n’ Nasty
- The Donut Ho
- Two Ton Tonya’s Sugary Snail Trail
- Dunkin’ Blo-Nuts
- The Big Empty Nothingness Inside and Outdoor Cafe
No word on the exact location as of yet, but it will doubtless be in easy waddling distance from Leo Laporte’s house.