TotalDrama in talks with a psychologist to help discover the truths of the universe
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TotalDrama is in talks with a psychologist to help us plumb the depths of a few universal questions that have plagued mankind since the dawn of humanity. We plan on publishing a book detailing our findings in the Spring of 2021. But until then, commenters can help us with their thoughts on these vexing conundrums:
Why does Leo Laporte insist on eating himself to an early grave?
Why would Jason C. Cleanthes choose a Twitter handle that sounds like “Fucking Dumb?”
Why does Lisa “Kentzell” Laporte think that her bangs work for her?
Would Tonya Hall and Father Robert Ballecer ever consider going grocery shopping together to save on the cost of the 18-wheeler?
Is there a deeper conspiracy behind Lisa treating Amber MacArthur like shit when Amber was fired after many years of loyal service (besides Lisa just being an evil cunt?)
Is there any chance that Mike Elgan can deliver an entire sentence without stuttering and stammering like an old Chevy truck trying to start up cold on a frigid Alaska morning?
How much longer until the receptionist at the Shithouse asks Chad Johnson, “Um, excuse me? Do you have an appointment?”
