Editor’s note: Today we welcome “Leica Lens” as a contributing author. Welcome aboard, buddy.
EffenDumb did the impossible today on TNT. He confused Lindsey Turrentine for Abby Johnston. How could EffenDumb confuse the beautiful Abby with Lindsey? It could either be poor eyesight, inability to use the Tricaster after many months, or general incompetence. We can’t be sure.
How can you confuse this
With this angel?
To try to erase the memory from your mind, we leave with the actual Abby’s main picture from her website:
Leo has clarified that Jeff Needles “couldn’t take the heat” and that is the reason he quit. He also confirmed that Noodles does not currently have a job lined up. Please read our continuing coverage and watch the video.
Jeff Noodles is still transitioning out of TWiT on his way to new heights walking around filming himself like an idiot, but Total Drama favorite Carly Perkins will be taking over his duties.
There will likely be less sniveling during the pre-show since Noodles will be gone and Carly Perkins is a beautiful goddess (just behind Sarah Lane and Abby Johnston). Carly Perkins will be asked to head up TWiT’s newest failure, a persistent online store for sycophants to buy garb to declare their allegiance to King #Soup.