Update: TWiT paid for a billboard in Times Square to announce the news. https://cdn.totaldrama.net/videos/dukemasterschlong/TWiT%20Erases%20All%20Co-Hosts%20from%20The%20New%20Screen%20Savers%20Intro.mp4 After the untimely demise of the world’s best tech journalist, Mike Elgan, we wondered what would happen to the intro for The New Screen Savers. It appears the answer is that the demon succubus had an editor erase all of the … Continue reading All Co-Hosts Erased from The New Screen Savers Intro→
“Dave” wrote this guest review of Tech News Today and sent it to us. We appreciate reading your thoughts and feedback. Please send any feedback you have and feel free to chat with us in our IRC. Last night, Megan Moronne teamed up with Jason Howell for the first of the “new” Tech News Today … Continue reading Guest Review of the “New” Tech News Today→
https://cdn.totaldrama.net/videos/dukemasterschlong/Leo%20Laporte%20Discusses%20Downsizing%20TWiT%20to%20Green%20Screen%20Production.mp4 It’s been widely reported that Leo Laporte is losing his million-dollar studio to a bar and brewery. Unable to cover the losses from Alex Lindsay’s Pixelcorps leaving their space ($10,000 per month), multiple cost-cutting measures have been implemented, such as the unceremonious firing of Mike Elgan and the cancelling of many shows, including those … Continue reading TWiT’s Sad Slide Toward the Green Screen→
https://cdn.totaldrama.net/videos/nycritic/Father%20Robert%20Ballecer%20laughs%20at%20women%20getting%20raped-g73pLDZpjgE.mp4 Just in time for Christmas, this delightful video comes to light of Jesuit priest (and supposed man of God) Father Robert Ballecer laughing at rape jokes about women—in particular the “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” song. Watch the video to see just how far the Fat Mexican Clown Priest takes this concept and gleefully chuckles … Continue reading Father Robert Ballecer thinks that raping women is funny→
Hot on the heels of firing Mike Elgan, Lisa Kentzell Laporte, CeHO of the TWiT TV Network is cancelling four shows effective almost immediately. Possibly racist Megan Morrone will no longer have to do two redundant newscasts a day. Instead, Tech News Today with Jason and Megan will move to TN2’s 4PM timeslot and TN2 … Continue reading TWiT Puts Four Shows Out of Their Misery→
Update 2: Mallory has parlayed her rude manners and denial of service attack on this website into an invitation to a real show (i.e. not TWiT). We guess bad manners and setting women back worked out well for her. @mallelis Come on my podcast. You can swear all you like. — Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) December … Continue reading Mallory Ortberg sets back female tech reporters with her filthy mouth→
Total Drama has come under intense and sustained attack by commenters pointing out that we have been flat-out wrong about a number of issues recently. We are nothing if not fully engaged in a robust and far-reaching inquiry into truth. So it is with a humble heart and an open mind toward change that the editorial … Continue reading Correction to the record by the editorial board of Total Drama→
https://cdn.totaldrama.net/videos/dukemasterschlong/FMCP%20Announces%20TWiT%20Studio%20C.mp4 As we all know, TWiT has been on a huge upswing (not a sex swing) lately. We also know that they’ve been busy jamming more ads into “Know How” by taping once and then releasing individual segments over the week. And—of course—the TWiT Brick House lease is in no danger whatsoever. So it makes sense that … Continue reading BREAKING: Father Robert Ballecer Announces TWiT’s “Studio C”→
Well a hey hey hey and a how de do, it didn’t take long but TWiT’s last hope is apparently on its way out. The show known as The New Screen Savers is witnessing its ratings descend at an alarming rate. Youtube views for video shows are meaningless indicators of popularity. [WinkyFace] Let’s dish, the show … Continue reading The New Screen Savers is Officially a Monumental Failure→
Exposing The Dark Underbelly of TWiT, Leo Laporte, and Failed CEO Lisa Laporte
