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Happy 2nd anniversary of Dick Pic day.
The site’s cursor was changed to Leo Laporte’s dick pic in honor of today and because its small size lends itself well to being a mouse cursor. Now, only this paragraph has the dick cursor.
The video that changed everything for Leo Laporte and TWiT
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Timeline
- May 5, 2015: Leo Laporte Came Dangerously Close to Exposing Himself on Meerkat. This is not technically part of #dickgate, but it happened less than a month prior. While doing an AMA on Reddit, Leo Laporte jumped around and his pants “accidentally” fell down, which caused him to sling his genitals visibly back and forth. Thankfully, this exposure was covered by his underwear.
- May 24, 2015: Leo Laporte Exposes a Penis On-Air During “The Tech Guy”. A day which shall live in dickfamy. Leo Laporte exposes his dick pic live on The Tech Guy. He immediately enlists the help of a very fat man to help him contain the situation. The offending part of The Tech Guy is edited out, poorly, making the edit obvious.
- May 26, 2015: Leo Laporte admits “the trolls win,” ends chatroom and livestream as we know it. Leo Laporte threatens to shut down the live stream — the life blood of Total Drama — as well as the chat room. Gawker, Perez Hilton, and TOMO News all cover and spoof Leo’s dick pic. Leo insults the chat room saying they were “never of value” and they “have no lives.”
- May 27, 2015: Leo Walks Back Shutdown After #DickGate. Leo Laporte realizes that he cannot do The Tech Guy without the chat room, because he’s an idiot and requires the answers that
<@ScooterX>provides.
- May 28, 2015: How To Express Your Disgust Over #DickGate. Total Drama launches a letter-writing campaign to Premiere that fails miserably. Premiere, a dying radio network part of a dying radio company, doesn’t care if they employ a misogynist that exposes himself on a video stream.
- May 29, 2015: Leo’s #DickGate Chatroom Rants and Lies. Leo goes on a rampage in the chat room to spin the situation. He compares Total Drama to terrorists, claims the dick pic is fake, and begins doxxing a Total Drama member.
- June 4, 2015: Leo Laporte’s #DickGate PR Campaign Succeeds. Leo Laporte declares victory, coming out of #dickgate relatively unscathed, other than having his dick pic be a recurring joke in the industry and knowing that each of his guests have seen his penis picture.
- October 30, 2015: Leo Laporte Insults Someone Else’s Penis Size. Leo Laporte insults someone else’s penis size, failing to remember the commotion his tiny dick pic made.
- February 8, 2016: Leo Laporte Exposes a Vagina On-Air During TWiT. Leo Laporte shows a cunt pic from Lisa on the flagship show This Week in Tech. TWiT reacts — as before — with a new sizzle reel. Leo refers to the cunt pic as “something filthy.”
- March 24, 2016: FrogPants Podcasters Joke About Leo Laporte’s Dick Pic. Scott Johnson and Mark Turpin make fun of Leo Laporte’s dick pic on their podcast Hypothetical Help.
We are continually shocked and surprised at what TWiT shows on-air. We always think it can’t get worse, but it usually does. Next year on dick day, we’ll let you know if there are any updates in the saga.
It’s incredible how all the downfall of TWiT can be linked back to one whore. This will be her legacy.
Put in the order for the TWiT gravestone, it won’t be long now.
P.S. Posting this for the SEO was a great idea, kudos to Leica Lens.
TheTruth» Quote comment
Or, Leo Laporte just ain’t that good, period.
Larry Maggot» Quote comment
Happy anniversary Leo!
🎉🍾🥂🎉
Oath Doge» Quote comment
Had to break out a more precise mouse to aim this custom tiny penis.
Larry Maggot» Quote comment
Poor Dick Debartolo gets a lot of hit on from cross searches on this, and has to reply often: I’m not a small, small man damnit!
Larry Maggot» Quote comment
Goof ball Larry Laugher
Super Tech Granny» Quote comment
Does Lisa filled stuffed with Leo’s micro penis?
Lay-o» Quote comment
It’s too bad, TWIT is a hollow shell of its former self. Leo does zero prep for anything (well, I guess that may be no change). ‘This Week in Tech’ consists of unknowns and sycophants, ‘Tech News Today’ has part timers from blogs Skyping in with lousy connections and microphones. Leo thinks he can sing and entertain people with annoying fake accents. I never saw the Original Screensavers, but I know they should put the new one out of its misery. Oh, and the tech relevant advertising, like Me Undies!
The Emperor has no clothes» Quote comment
That isn’t a dick, it’s a fucking SHLONG!!!
Lou» Quote comment
Hilarious how Leo tried to create other stories / drama / spin — basically “don’t look here.”
Fundamentally blame anyone else but himself.
Not a good person, nor good character.
Crappy Guest 2» Quote comment
Someone needs to go back through yesterdays episode of Windows Weekly. Not the download, because it was edited out, but wherever you guys get the unedited content.
Leo nonchalantly threw out that he made a sex tape with Lisa. It was towards the end of the show. Paul and Brad went silent, the chatroom, too, but not before a couple of Dvorak Troll Army members ripped into Leo.
Windows Weekly, recorded on May 24th, 2017. Please, GET THIS CLIP!
Mr. Davenport» Quote comment
Feel free to use the dvr and give us a file and timestamp. Speaking for myself: I’m not watching WW to find it.
Leica Lens» Quote comment
Fucking SWEET! I’ve love to watch this clip. Leo’s such a DICK.
Walter» Quote comment
Leo Laporte will leak that sex tape no doubt. It’s now apparent he gets off on this, look what I can get away with… you peons.
Super Tech Granny» Quote comment
What were they talking about before and after? Downloaded the video from the DVR to find it.
Soupy Sleuth» Quote comment
heres the last part of Windows Weekly
https://dvr.totaldrama.net/archivedl/twit-2017-05-24_12-15.mp4
save the video and see if it is there
Soupy Sleuth» Quote comment
I tried but fell asleep.
Who the fuck watches this shit???
It’s just not worth it. Never was.
Is zombie boy the twin brother of that barrettes wearing kid girl that Leo had a fondness for about a year ago? She was on TWIT a bunch of times and probably knew more about stickers than tech. Anyway, like so many, now she’s gone. Did her ginger / borderline albino brother take her place??
justthisguy» Quote comment
Lauren Hockenson? She probably had her pervert alarm go off and GTFO. Either that or she didn’t fulfill some “requests” and hasn’t been invited back.
Anyone stomach the video long enough to find the clip in question?
Fashionista» Quote comment
FAKE NEWS!! I listened to the last 15 or so minutes of WW, even the after show banter and no sign of this “sex tape” comment.. so I went back further and listened to the last hour and still didn’t hear anything about a “sex tape” . What a waste of time WW seems to be.. I could feel my brain cells dying while listening!! Hardly anything about Microsoft.. much more about Paul & Brad’s relationship with MS, Paul & Leo’s vacation plans, Leo calling Mary Jo’s picture an “effigy” a couple of times (the word is usually used in a negative way but Leo in his mind was using the positive “a representation or image” definition) and Leo getting sick at his son’s graduation after eating a one pound bologna sandwich. Apparently THAT bologna didn’t get along well with Leo’s own “baloney”!!
My Bologna has a first name,
It’s P-E-N-I-S.
My bologna has a second name,
It’s P-E-N-I-S.
Oh Lisa loves to eat it everyday,
And if you ask me why say,
Cause’ Leo LaPorte has a way with S-A-U-S-A-G-E!!!!
Benny Hill» Quote comment
I figured it was an attempt to troll the TD admins. If anyone actually heard it, it would be easy to provide the exact file and timestamp from the DVR. Thanks for taking one for the team, though.
Leica Lens» Quote comment
Patrick Delahanty’s new iOS “app” needs honest reviews:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/twit-stickers/id1239687312
Yes, it’s the TWiT logo and The New Screensavers logo in “app” form.
Show a new “app” developer some review love.
Don’t let me down Dvorak Troll Army!
Ghost of Steve Jobs» Quote comment
Wow, 3 different TWIT.tv logos (affectionately referred to as the ‘TWiT bug’) to choose from! They’re really spoiling us fans! Bravo.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
It is the ugliest logo I’ve seen. It screams “I have no design experience and I tried to make a logo with the shapes in PowerPoint”
Oath Doge» Quote comment
How come Leo’s dick and Lisa’s vagina aren’t included in the sticker pack? Now that’s something I would pay for!
Robert» Quote comment
I dont begrudge you a congratulatory story on the pinnacle of TD reports. But you’re in the air above the shark. If you don’t pick up the pace and start reporting on the surely no lack of things worthy of coverage you’re no less a washed up hack than the subject of your derision.
SF» Quote comment
Can’t believe it’s been a few years since Dickgate. Time flies when you’re dicking around.
Fuck you, how do you like that?» Quote comment
What the hell is wrong with Leo? I had no idea the amount of perversion he’s projected out into the world via vile comments and imagery (from his penis to Lisa’s vagina to teen porn and sex toys). Leo’s a disgusting misogynistic asshole, a sexist, a racist, has no friends, hates his “fans”, listeners and guests. He only cares about his next $50,000 vacation and his love of the latest gadgets and toys so few could ever afford…and bragging about it. The only ones left listening/watching TWiT must be brain dead zombies attracted to Leo’s soothing voice like moths to a flame.
Sharon» Quote comment
It’s funny because a lot of ‘casual TWiT fans’ as I like to call them, or people who you hear on his radio show will never know about Leo and his antics. If they did, a lot of people wouldn’t bother calling him or listening to him anymore.
Then one day, they decide to do a google search on Leo Laporte and find out the horrible truth. But this number must be low because he still to this day gets a lot of people calling his Tech Guy radio show.
Fuck you, how do you like that?» Quote comment
Not brain dead yet, but I’m told it’s dementia… Leo’s just on here at the home, I ask them to stop but they will not.
Geriatric Tech Granny» Quote comment
Hi, I am sorry does this mean that Leo LaPorte “The Tech Guy” on Premiere Radio (I think) and KFI is a sick pervert? Sorry, I am new here, I thought he was just an old pathetic whatever.
I live in a trailer park» Quote comment
Anyone get a look at Adam Curry’s PodcasterPro? Cool device, but he’s never going to reach the $500k goal.
I feel sorry for the SOB. Maybe once he flops out on that he can get back to sucking on Leo’s ballsack.
George» Quote comment
Said the same thing. Adam is going to have to travel coast to coast promoting the PodcasterPro on various shows, but he seems content to let it dwindle in the wind.
It’s a fantastic looking product (though Adam looks like he ripped a bong load before he recorded the intro video), but with little help from the tech community it’ll never get off the ground.
He shouldn’t have alienated Leo and friends.
Humphrey» Quote comment
LOL…as if “King Leo and friends” matters.
Booby» Quote comment
King Leo might be able to get that Indiegogo over $100k. As is the PodcasterPro is DOA.
Humphrey» Quote comment
maybe leo shouldn’t have been a ass to him and jcd
really» Quote comment
Not hotdog
Jian Yang» Quote comment
Check out the youtube channel “the attack”. Its what twit could have been if they had personality
Joel osteen» Quote comment
Not hotdog hahahhahahhaa
Lay-o» Quote comment