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Calling all TWiT Moderators.

We at TotalDrama.org would like to encourage the TWiT Moderators to express their inner feelings at the sight of their Führer living in such gluttony and opulence in London.

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Leo loves me

Do you [TWiT] Mods set a value on your time and livelihood? or are you simple half-baked slaves who merely lap at your masters heal in the hope that he may one day toss you a bone.

 Now that you have experienced and savoured Leo’s, effluence, sorry should have been affluence; which was made on the back of your misguided support. Do you now think you should be paid a minimum wage for your pathetic efforts rather than being repeatedly exploited by Leo and Dan? Perhaps it may be time to consider getting a real moneymaking job, hobby or even a girlfriend and thereby accomplishing something of your lives and adding value to all society.

Leo is so funny
I hope Leo says my name today on air

TWiT Moderators please feel free to express your thoughts and aspirations so that all the silenced TWiT fans (you continually choose to insult) can understand your motivation for living.

Fans, we would also ask you to give examples of overzealous TWiT Mods you have had the misfortune to have known.

Interlude

While we all wait for a more extended video to drop it may be time to sit back, think, and throw shit against walls.  See if anything sticks.

I watched Night Attack on Tuesday night. I am a Patreon supporter, 94¢ as memory serves.  I don’t always watch but I do support them. They are trying to push boundaries and enable us to let go of some bindings that wind us up.

They talk in this video of what they wanted to achieve at TWiT™, were suppressed and perhaps banned.  Maybe.

And we see what sort of idiot has appeared to replace Tom Merritt.  We have Jason Howell, wonder TD and editor, and Mike Elgan (Gum, GumBot, mykyGum, ElGum) idiot at large. Clickbait artist.  Someone who has no purpose in life other than to get you to click on one of his headlines.  “Apple screwed the pooch at WWDC…”

Brian and Justin wanted to build something, look at what it has become.

Got To Do It

Were B&J lying?  No
Were B&J honest? Yes
But did they tell you everything?     No Sir E

Relax, not gonna say anything bad, we are lovers not haters.

JuRY and Brushwood will respond to the upcoming video next Tuesday night in his post show (maybe?)

Tune in for the madness at: http://nightattack.tv

You need to be a patreon supporter to see their response, don’t be a cheap-ass, contribute now or you do not get to watch.

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The Best Damn TWiT Fan Ever: Then They Shunned Me

Back in early 2009 I discovered the TWiT network. I quickly fell in love with it. The idea of some random guy running his own show, telling big media to eff off was great. I quickly fell in love and started subscribing to all the shows, and pretty much had the live stream on 24/7.

Throughout the years my love for TWiT caused me to buy into the TWiT merchandise. I bought the TWiT Fez hat first, the TWiT pillow, my wife made me a custom TWiT tie to wear to work, I even fell for the brick scam.

#Soup and I, before TWiT went to Shit
#Soup and I, before TWiT went to Shit

I even took the time to drive to Detroit to meet my at the time idol, Leo Laporte. I stood in line for 2 hours with the other TWiT Sheep waiting to meet the man that almost everyone in tech looked up to.

At the time, TWiT was still great, so I took no issue in investing in the TWiT merchandise. Then the #CeHo came in, and things slowly fell apart. I don’t need to retell the story, you all know how it went.

twitEven though TWiT seemed to be losing my interest, I kept with it. In 2013 I got married, at the time TWiT was still my favorite thing, so it made perfect sense to get a TWiT grooms cake.

After Tom left I pretty much lost all interest. I still hung around a bit, until I got banned from every single TWiT community for embracing my opinion. Facebook, G+, Twitter, IRC, I was banned from all of them. See the problem is, if you don’t praise everything that #CeHo and #Soup do, your gone.

Since I had already lost interest, I saw no reason to really fight it. Today I give all my spare time to Cordkillers and DTNS, because I would rather give my time and money to people who are genuinely good people, and not in it just for the money. (I’m looking at you #gold-digger) This message is put out there not to whine, but to warn people of the tragedy that is TWiT. I am not a TWiT hater, I once loved TWiT (as you see above). I am now just a former TWiT Army soldier who is lost, and stumbled his way to the light.

my favorite host has been shunned by twit What should i do

my favorite host have been shunned by twit
What should i do? how can i watch my favorite hosts now that they are shunned over at twit?
don’t panic. don’t go complaining in #twitlive about it because that will only get you banned.

Tom Merritt: former host of tnt was let go for wanting to get paid for a living. he can now be found at

http://www.youtube.com/user/acedtect/videos

if you want to chat with Tomm you can goto
http://nightattack.tv/ and use the web chat.

NSFW is no longer on twit. Brian Brushwood and jury may also be getting shunned by twit. but you can still find them on the internet doing shows.
Their show is called night attack and its available at
nightattack:
http://www.youtube.com/user/nightattackshow/videos

reruns and chat are at
http://nightattack.tv/

framerate. with Tom and brushwood is no more but they still do a show together on the net called cord killers.
cordkillers:
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGF-pEg6SdmtiGLA0QT-LXg/videos

Jcd. John C Dvorak. only sometimes shunned by Leo when John is feeling a little free and slaps #gum with a insult. Adam Curry, Johns NoAgenda podcasting buddy is full on shunned/banned from the network.
jcd and Adam Curry. aka as buzzkill and crackpot can be found at.
NoAgenda: http://www.noagendashow.com/
and web chat at:
http://www.nagradio.com/
this is not a complete list the shunned by twit gang that would take all day to write.
you can add to the list in comments if you like.

Has Sarah Been Banned from Night Attack in a Retaliatory Move?

Reports have come in that future movie drafts will be short one  Sarah Lane.  A recent statement released by Cordkillers Production Inc in association with Night Attack Management Corp. let viewers know that the “teams” concept, that debuted in Summer 2014, would be abandoned because they were not overflowing with volunteers this year.

Who is in and who is out?
Who is in and who is out?

Recent years have not been kind to Sarah as the Night Attack selection committee passed her over and placed a plump priest in her stead, much to the chagrin of the predominantly hormonal young male audience.  Winter is coming and that means the Winter Draft is coming too. It seems the next movie draft participants will be something to keep abreast of.

Further speculation emerged when viewers noticed a lack of Sarah Lane in her promised monthly segment on the Tuesday night program. Fans have been clamoring to get her on for a full show but the NA duo turned that idea on its head. Always loyal to Justin & Brian could they be biting their thumbs at her? Is this retaliation for their alleged banishment from TWiT? #TotalDrama does not want to stir up drama, we are not about drama,  but come on. Asked for comment, Night Attack reps said she was not banned and she has been “traveling and busy with her social life.” We were directed to her saucy Instagram feed as evidence.

Jennifer Garner is up on in arms over this.
Jennifer Garner had no comments for #TotalDrama.

Is this a calculated attempt to cut #TotalDrama in half by a TWiT double agent inside the Night Attack consortium. It is widely known that drama is split amongst its attitude towards the iFive for the iPhone star. Is Padre pining for her spot again? Is Veronica Belmont or Snubs AKA Shannon Morse, looking to be the third member of the Pr0blem Solverz? Or maybe just maybe this entire article was an experiment in click bait titles, a tactic made famous by Mike Elgum.

we don’t negotiate with cunchZillas

bribri and jurbs buckle under the pressure that twit or their conscious/guilt over their departure. or maybe seconds thoughts about their “tech guise” comedy routine  . Basically they found them selves in hot water and buckled.

But to the thinkFluencer over at twit. I have this to say to the psycho. cunchZilla we don’t negotiate with psycho cunchZillas. you scare bribri and jurbs but totaldrama is not scared of a big ugly cunchZilla even if you make me want to sleep with the lights on.

suck-it-up,,[cat],,default

just because we don’t agree with your constant bullshit that doesn’t  automatically make us trolls. Not every one wants to join your cult.

Also if you did a better job controlling your trolls #gum and #jarjar we probably  wouldn’t hate them so much. Not mention trolls like #dan and #pooperX

plus can somebody please tell #gum to stop posting pictures of food and other stupid crap on twitter all the time. he’s damn retarded. it’s enough already. shit.

scoobydoo mystery tipline attack of the cunchZilla

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10/01st/2014

All day long in or chat room #drama people have been dropping in and asking what the hell happened on [na] last night? The answerer is we don’t know what the hell happened. Jurbs and bribri were so blasted last night that it was hard to piece together what was going on.

we do know that they seemed scared to death for the well being of their friends left over at twit and begged that no one retaliates against twit/or the powers that might be that lurk in the darkness that control twit.

bribri was obviously shaken  up and feared for their safety and well bean. It looked like bribri might cry for second. or maybe he was just holding back his drunken puke. we don’t know he might of just needed a nap to sleep it off.

Jurbs didn’t really know what was going on he was blasted to. One second jurbs was letting the beans out “it was more yoko than john” the next he was agreeing with bribri DON’T TAKE IT OUT ON chad/padre/friends left behind. The next minute he was back in “the tech guise” mode talking smack, and so it went back and forth. in and out of coherent thought and then back into sloppily buzzed smack talking about padre and random joke bible verses.

As usual jurbs was ready to party and bribri supplied the buzzkill and tried to bring things back to reality. But since bribri was also buzzed his straight man reality created just as much awkwardness as jurbs comedy routine .

So to sum things up we don’t know what the hell happened . And for totaldrama’s part in this. Totaldrama  has nothing to do with jurbs and bribri we have been making fun of the ttg and thinkFlencers long before “the tech guise”.

We are left with a puzzling mystery.

Did #cunchZillia threaten to abuse someone in the dungeons of the twit brick house or even worse in the #gum rape-room/news-room if bribri and jurbs didn’t beg to the internet trolls to leave twit alone? Or was it all just a drunken comedy bit that fell apart?

we are left with so many questions that its a mystery best left for scoobydoo and the gang.

If you dare to try to unmask mask the #cunchZilla leave your theories in the comment section or join us in chat https://irc.totaldrama.net/