Lisa Kentzell, mistress of Leo Laporte, was overheard recently at the Petaluma Market chatting with a girlfriend about the only reason she wears a skirt. “I don’t wear underwear,” said the stringy-haired skank. “And I need to be able to cover up my gaping lady bits. It’s as simple as that.” Kentzell’s friend was later seen in … Continue reading Lisa wears a skirt for one reason only